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Criminal

[Intro]
A lot of people ask me stupid fuckin' questions
A lot of people think that what I say on a record
Or what I talk about on a record
That I actually do in real life or that I believe in it
Or if I say that I wanna kill somebody
That I'm actually gonna do it or that I believe in it
Well, shit, if you believe that, then I'll kill you
You know why? ‘Cause I'm a criminal!
Criminal! You're goddamn right
I'm a criminal! Yeah, I'm a criminal!
 
[Verse 1]
My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge
That'll stab you in the head, whether you're a fag or lez
Or a homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest
Pants or dress, hate fags? The answer's yes
Homophobic? Nah, you're just heterophobic
Staring at my jeans, watching my genitals bulgin'
That's my motherfuckin' balls, you'd better let go of 'em
They belong in my scrotum, you'll never get hold of 'em!
"Hey, it's me, Versace! Whoops, somebody shot me!
And I was just checkin' the mail
Get it? Checkin' the male?"
How many records you expecting to sell
After your second LP sends you directly to jail?
Come on, relax, guy! I like gay men
Right, Ken? Give me an amen! (A-men!)
"Please Lord, this boy needs Jesus
Heal this child, help us destroy these demons
Oh, and please send me a brand new car
And a prostitute while my wife's sick in the hospital"
Preacher, preacher! Fifth grade teacher!
You can't reach me, my mom can't neither
You can't teach me a goddamn thing ‘cause
I watch TV and Comcast cable
And you ain't able to stop these thoughts
You can't stop me from toppin' these charts
And you can't stop me from droppin' each March
With a brand new CD for these fuckin' retards ("duhh")
And to think, it's just lil old me
Mr. Don't-Give-a-Fuck still won't leave
 
[Hook]
I'm a criminal!
‘Cause every time I write a rhyme
These people think it's a crime
To tell 'em what's on my mind
I guess I'm a criminal!
I don't gotta say a word
I just flip 'em the bird and keep goin'
I don't take shit from no one
 
[Verse 2]
The mother did drugs, hard liquor, cigarettes and speed
The baby came out, disfigured ligaments, indeed
It was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she
Don't dare make fun of that baby, ‘cause that baby was me
I'm a criminal, an animal caged who turned crazed
But how the fuck you supposed to grow up when you weren't raised?
So as I got older and I got a lot taller
My dick shrunk smaller, but my balls got larger
I drink malt liquor to fuck you up quicker
Than you'd wanna fuck me up for sayin' the word ******
My morals went *pffft* when the president got oral
Sex in his Oval Office on top of his desk off of his own employee
Now, don't ignore me, you won't avoid me
You can't miss me: I'm white, blonde-haired, and my nose is pointy
I'm the bad guy who makes fun of people that die
In plane crashes and laughs as long as it ain't happened to him
Slim Shady, I'm as crazy as Eminem and Kim combined
"The Maniac's in" in place of the Doctor
‘Cause Dre couldn't make it today
He's a little under the weather, so I'm takin' his place
Oh, that's Dre with an AK to his face
Don't make me kill him too and spray his brains all over the place
I told you, Dre, you should've kept that thang put away
I guess that'll teach you not to let me play with it, eh?
I'm a criminal!
 
[Skit]
ROBBER: Aight look, just go up in that motherfucker, get the motherfucking money and get the fuck up outta there
EMINEM: Alright
ROBBER: I’ll be right here waiting on you
EMINEM: Aight
ROBBER: Yo, Em
EMINEM: What?!
ROBBER: Don't kill nobody this time
EMINEM: Awwright… goddamn, this motherfucker gets on my fuckin' nerves!
{*Whistling*} How you doin'?
TELLER: Hi, how can I help you?
EMINEM: Yeah, I need to make a withdrawal
TELLER: Okay
EMINEM: Put the fucking money in the bag, bitch, and I won’t kill you!
TELLER: What? Oh my God, don’t kill me!
EMINEM: I’m not gonna kill you, bitch, quit looking around
TELLER: Don’t kill me, I've got two kids at home don't kill me!
EMINEM: I said I’m not gonna fucking kill you
TELLER: Don't kill me!
EMINEM: Hurry the fuck up! {*Gunshot*} Thank you!
Go, go, go!
 
[Verse 3]
Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it
So when I rob a bank, run out and just dive in it
So I'll be disguised in it
And if anybody identifies the guy in it, I hide for five minutes
Come back, shoot the eyewitness
Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business
Die bitches, bastards, brats, pets
This puppy's lucky I didn't blast his ass yet
If I ever gave a fuck, I'd shave my nuts
Tuck my dick in between my legs and cluck
You motherfuckin' chickens ain't brave enough
To say the stuff I say, so just tape it shut
Shit, half the shit I say, I just make it up
To make you mad, so kiss my white naked ass
And if it's not a rapper that I make it as
I'ma be a fuckin' rapist in a Jason mask
 
[Hook]
I'm a criminal!
‘Cause every time I write a rhyme
These people think it's a crime
To tell 'em what's on my mind
I guess I'm a criminal!
I don't gotta say a word
I just flip 'em the bird and keep goin'
I don't take shit from no one
(I am) A criminal!
 
Превод

Kriminalac

Mnogo ljudi me pita...jebeno glupa pitanja
Mnogo ljudi misli na...što ja kažem na snimcima
ili o čemu pričam na kaseti, da to stvarno radim u privatnom životu
ili da verujem u to
Ili ako kažem, želim da ubijem nekoga, to...
Ja ću stvarno i uraditi to
ili to da ću verovati u to
dobro, sranje...ako veruješ u to
onda ću te ubiti
Ti znaš zašto?
Jer sam ja
 
Kriminalac
Kriminalac
Ti si prokleto u pravu
Ja sam kriminalac
Da, ja sam kriminalac
 
Moj reči kao koplje sa oštrim krajem
Ja ću te ubosti u glavu
Kako god ti si peder ili lezbejka
Ili homoseksualac, ili hermap ili tra-nve-stit
Pantalone ili haljina-mrziš pedere ? Odgovor je'da'
Homofobija? Ne ti si samo heterofobičan
Buljiš u moje farmerke, gledaš moj kurac koji se ocrtava (Ahh)
To su moja jebačka jaja, bolje da odeš od mene
Oni pripadaju mojim mošnicama, nikad ih nećeš dodirnuti
Hej, to sam ja Versace
Upss, neko me pogodio!
I ja sam samo proveravao svoje e-mejlove
Želiš ih? Proveravaš mejlove ?
Koliko snimaka očekuješ da ćeš prodati
posle tvog drugog LP šalju te direktno u zatvor?
Ajde bre!-- Opusti se čoveče, Ja volim pedere
Zadovoljan si Ken? Pomoli se ( PPP-pomoli se)
Molim te Lord, tom dečku treba Isus
Izleči to dete pomozi nam da sredimo te demone
Ah, i molim te pošalji mi novi auto
I prostitutke dok je moja žena u bolnici
Ispovedam se nastavnici petog razreda
Ne možeš me osvojiti ni moja mama
Ti hoćeš da me naučiš da budem dobar čovek,jer
ja gledam Tv i kablovsku
i ti nisi u mogućnosti da prekineš te misli
Ne možeš da me sprečiš da zalijem baštu
I ne možeš da me sprečiš da bacam svakog marta
originalne cd-ove za te jebene retarde
Uhhh, i da mislim da je to samo mali deo mene
Gdine. 'Ne jebi me' još uvek me ne želiš pustiti
 
Ja sam kriminalac
Jer svo vreme ja pišem rime, ti ljudi misle da sam kriminalac
moram im reći to ja mislim - Mislim da sam kriminalac
Ali ja to neću reći svetu - ja ću samo da ih preskočim kao ptica
i zaobićiću ih , ne slušam ničija sranja
 
Moja majka se drogirala- težak alkohol, cigarete i spid
Beba je otišla- unakažena, i bez ligamenata
To je bilo seme koje je moglo da raste, ali je ona bila luda
Ne brini zabavi se bez tebe bebe, jer sam ta beba ja
Ja sam kriminalac- životinja koja je vraćena bespomučno
Ali kako sam jebeno odrastao kad si se ti uzdigla i nisi mi pomogla?
Tako sam ja stario i postajao mnogo viši
Moj kurac se smanjio , ali moje mošnice su postale veće
Ja sam pio više alkohola da te jebem brže
Ti si htela da me sjebeš jer pričam svetu
Moj moral otišao je thhbbpp kada mi je predsednik pušio
Seks u njegovoj velikoj kancelariji na sredini tog stola
na njegovu odgovornost
Sada me ne ignoriši, nemoj me savetovati
Ne mogu da ti nedostajem, ja sam belac,plave kose
I moj nos je prćast
Ja sam loš dečko koji se zabavlja ljudskom smrću
avion se srušio ja se smejao
dugo se nije čulo za njega
Mršav sumljiv, ja sam lud
Eminem i Kim u kombinaciji *(khmm)* manijak je tu
Menjanje doktora jer Dre to ne može da uradi danas
On je malo ispao iz štosa, tako da koristim njegovo mesto
(Mm-mm-mmm!)Oh taj Dre kada svršim u njegovu facu
Rekao sam ti Dre ne možeš da izvadiš tu stvar
Mislim to može da te nauči da mi nedozvoljavaš da se igram sa tim,jel?
Ja sam KIMINALAC
 
Ahh pogledaj (uh šta) samo napred jebi mu mater
uzmi jebene pare i zajebi sve to
Ah
Biću tačno ovde čekaću te
Ahh
Ej Em
Šta?!
Nemoj nikoga da ubiješ sad
Auu dobro.. prokleti sud , jebote...
Šta to radiš?
Ćao , kako ti mogu pomoći?
Da treba da produžim izgovor
Okej
Stavi jebene pare u torbu kurvo
i neću te ubiti!
Šta?O Bože nemoj me ubiti
Neću te ubiti kurvo, gledaj oko sebe ..
Nemoj me ubiti, molim te nemoj me ubiti..
Rekao sam da te jebeno neću ubiti
Požuri jebote! ( *BUUM*)Hvala !
 
Prozori se zasene kad vozim
Zato kada obijem banku istrčim i samo vozim
Ali mogu biti odvratan u tome
I ako niko ne provali čoveka u tome
Sakriću se za 5 min
Vrati se pogodi svedoka
Vatra u očima zagleda u moj biznis
Smrt, kurve , kopila, derišta, životinje
to štene ima sreće nisam sjebao njegovo dupe još (*kuče cvili*)
Ako te ikad zajebem,ja cu obrijati obraze
Savij moj kurac izmedju nogu i kokodači
Tvoja jebena piletina nije dobra dovoljno
da kaže stvari koje ja izgovaram,zato samo zatvori trakom (*vuče traku*)
Sranje,pola sranja sam rekao,ja sam to samo napravio
Da te razbesnim da poljubiš moje belo golo dupe
I ako to nije bezobrazno napravicu se
Ja ću biti jebeni nasilnik Džejsonovoj masci
 
( Refren 2X )
 
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