Finnish verses for teacher
I'm class monitor, in Friday in Russia will be Teacher Day and I must do school newspaper with greetings to every teacher. I wrote funny verses to all teacher except Finnish. The problem is that I have gone to this school since 2008 and can't say anything in Finnish except kiitos or hyva paiva but I don't want to offend teacher.
If you can write this any funny verses, I don't ask you to invent it yourself, just write verse and its translation if you can. Thanks.