Okay listen, I know everything about Schlager, absolutely Yohio he's great

I remember the first time when he stood there outside my window

Without a jacket on and the ball in his arms And there was no pattern

Why me? There are so many others he could disrupt

And now he's standing there what the heck is he doing here I mean is he in love?

I've blocked the number and locked my door

But when I close my eyes everything becomes like it was before And when no one is watching he stands there and smiless So leave me alone I can't take it anymore

He calls 10 times a day Just because he likes Schlager Music Yeah you'd think he's insane The Zchlager nerd Ibrahimovic He calls 10 times a day - No you're lying - Just because he likes Schlager Music - I only called seven times - What the heck that man makes crazy

The Zchlager nerd Ibrahimovic

Anna Book, No Lena PH, no Christer Björkman, you're kidding me Måns, No JTR, Who are they? Yohio, absolutely yes

I've blocked the number and locked my door

But when I close my eyes everything becomes like it was before And when no one is watching he stands there and smiless So leave me alone I can't take it anymore

He calls 10 times a day Just because he likes Schlager Music

Yeah you'd think he's insane The Schlager music nerd Ibrahimovic He calls 10 times a day - Are you kidding me? Just because he likes Schlager Music -

Are you counting? - What the heck that man makes crazy The Zchlager nerd Ibrahimovic

- Yeah now we'll take this song to new heights absolutely Now I want you to rise and sing higher You get it right? now sing so I can hear

- What? No.

- No, but higher the key

- No, I don't understand

- You must go higher

- He calls

- Higher, try again

- He calls

- No, but kiddo try again

- He calls

- Even more

- No but what? I don't understand

- You have to try again

- HE CALLS TEN TIMES A DAY

- Amen! What the heck, no that does not work, we lower the key again, absolutely

- Ahem

He calls 10 times a day Just because he likes Schlager Music

Yeah you'd think he's insane The Schlager Music nerd Ibrahimovic

He calls 10 times a day - Absolutely not - Just because he likes Schlager Music - I called 14 times - What the heck that man makes crazy

The Schlager Music nerd Ibrahimovic

I know everything about Schlager Music, absolutely

The Schlager Music nerd Ibrahimovic -

Yohio, he's great - The Schlager Music nerd Ibrahimovic - Oh yeah