We're not here to get told off (On n'est pas là pour se faire engeuler)

We're not here to get told off

One fine July morning, my alarm started
Ringing at the crack of dawn
So I told my honey "Better get movin'
Its happenin' today"
We got to the boulevard without delay
To watch the King of Zanzibar parade around
But right away we got pushed back by the cops

So I said:

We're not here to get told off
We're just here to see the parade
We're not here to get beat up
We're just here to see the parade
If everyone had just stayed home
It woulda made the country look bad
So let us watch
Or else when the queen comes later
I swear we won't be back

On my buddy Julot's birthday
I took him out to a little bistro
Where they serve a genuine Beaujolais
A real ambrosia
So we left feeling pretty good
Then I got the idea of bringing him back to my place
But when I saw the rolling pin out, I knew what was up

So I said:

We're not here to get told off
We just came to play some cards
We're not here to get beat up
We're just here for my buddy's birthday
If everyone spent all their time alone
It would be depressing as hell
Open the door and take out some glasses
Don't be so stubborn, or I swear the next thing you know
I won't be comin' back

My wife whacked us so hard that time
That we died that very evening
And ended up at the pearly gates around midnight
Before Mr. Saint Peter
A few of God's chosen got in
But as soon as we went up to the ticket counter
We got pushed back and Saint Peter started makin' a fuss

So I said:

We're not here to get told off
We just came to try on a halo
We're not here to get sent back
Now that we're dead, it's time to party
If you kick out all the drunks
You're not gonna have many people left
Go ahead be good, as for us we're gettin' sloshed
Then we went down to hell
Where it was a real good time

Which just goes to show that when you argue
At the right time
You'll always end up treated well

Υποβλήθηκε από jam123 στις Δευ, 04/06/2012 - 16:43
Πρωτότυπο:
δέχθηκε 9 ευχαριστίες
Επισκέπτες ευχαρίστησαν 9 φορές
Γαλλικά

On n'est pas là pour se faire engeuler

Σχόλια