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Teach me how to Satan
Teach me, teach me how to Satan (x3)
I know the Devil loves me
know, know the Devil loves me
 
First off, throw your devil horns up (yeah)
Fist pump like you're bumpin' hard rock
Two-step 'till you poke their eyes out
and leave the whole crowd in a state of shock
Sag your pants till you waddle like a penguin,
then light the candles for the late great Satan
You'll be right here in this room
But to summon the Dark Lord,
there's a couple of things you gotta do
 
Step one:
Write the ritual down and make sure it's right
then masturbate 'till the stroke of midnight
Step two:
Make a circle in your temple to stand in
but make sure it consists of kitty litter or cat shit
Step three:
Up next is the invocation
Gotta yell it like a Flintstone
Yabadaba-Satan!
You might feel a tingle or some power
But Satan's stuck in traffic
He'll be up in about an hour
 
Wait...did you hear that?
You thought it was contact,
but turns out you farted
Just be patient, continue to wait and drink wine
then proceed to get white boy-retarded
A true believer on a mission
If you're down with the Devil
Then you can't be christian
And when you summon him
you can't be rude
so make sure you're pumpin' Slayer
from your laptop on Youtube
And if your fingernails ain't black
The Dark Lord will pay a visit
to your head with his nut-sack
Teabagged from the Devil himself
And you won't even see it coming
cus the Devil is stealth
So if you ain't rockin' goth clothes
or drinkin' whiskey at rock shows
in the pit throwin' elbows
Then the Devil just ain't for you
But if you still wanna meet'em
there's a dance that you can do
 
Now it's time for the final step
You must say the secret word
and that word is "flarndip"
Man, that's a Coneheads reference
The Devil digs comedy
gets his choice in preference
And don't forget to sign the contract
and read the small print
'cus you're entering into a pact
And make sure that your pentagrams are blingin'
and you're rockin' them '80's style sequins
Here he comes, are you ready for this?
When he appears offer up
a glass of room-temp ram's piss
Turn up, get crunk with the Devil
Dance like mongrel your short bus special(?)
I hope you see the potential
You started off as a bread crumb
and now you're a pretzel
And if you ain't, then he ain't for you
But if you still wanna party
there's a dance that you can do
 
Yeah!
Sicktanick
SKR, the mix-tape
a shout-out to my boys at Brokencyde
What up?!
 
Teach me how to Santa (x3)
Oh shit...That's supposed to be Satan.
My bad.
 

 

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