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  • "Weird Al" Yankovic

    "Weird Al" Yankovic

    TMZ • Alpocalypse (2011)

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TMZ lyrics

You’re sort of famous, a minor celebrity
And so it only makes sense the world would be
Obsessed with every single thing you do
 
They’re running ‘round with their camcorders in the night
They’re lurking patiently in hoping that they just might
See something real embarrassing you do
 
The bad hair day and sweat-stained t-shirts
That’s the story that they’re gonna feature
With exclusive pics of your flabby behind
You think you’re all alone but that’s right when you’ll find
 
A bunch of paparazzi popping out of nowhere
Cameras in your face and then suddenly
You’re on TMZ, you’re on TMZ
 
Following you when you’re walking down the street
And asking stupid questions while you’re trying to eat
So you cover your face thinking to yourself
“Hey, isn’t this creepy?”
 
And they’re out there praying you’ll have a big meltdown
And take them on a little car chase through this whole town
They’ll be there with you when you’re going to jail
First on the scene for every wardrobe fail
 
You just picked up some transvestite
Seconds later it’s up on the website
Get a Vegas wedding, a quickie divorce
And they’ll be sneaking in snapping pictures, of course!
 
And if they ever catch you picking your nose
Or stumbling down the street on a drunken spree
You’re on TMZ
 
Stalking you, just waiting by your front door
Trailing you through airport security
They were TMZ, they were TMZ
 
Spoken:
We caught this Oscar nominee picking up dog poop
Is that a baby bump?
I pronounce her guilty of leaving the house while fat
Look who’s drinking coffee
Everything celebrities do is fascinating!
 
Oh, let me tell you, it’s getting to the point
Where a famous person can’t even get a D.U.I.
Or go on a racist rant
Those guys are all around so you really shouldn’t dare
Go to every club in town if you’ve lost your underwear
 
Seems that every single time
A star decides to shave their head
Or ram their car into a tree
They’re on TMZ
 
If they catch you peeing in the bushes
Later on that night, well, I guarantee
You’re on TMZ, you’re on TMZ, you’re on TMZ
Every single celebrity knows they’re gonna be
They’re on TMZ
 

 

Translations of "TMZ"
Japanese
"Weird Al" Yankovic: Top 3
1.Amish Paradise
2.Like A Surgeon
3.Party In The CIA
Please help to translate "TMZ"
English → Finnish Joshua Brunken
Idioms from "TMZ"
1.Bad hair day
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