Takva guza (Ass Like That)

Croatian translation

Takva guza

(Refren)
Način na koji miješaš, ne mogu to vjerovati
Nikad nisam vidio takvu guzu
Način na koji drmaš, diže mog pišu
Op op op
Ne vjerujem, skoro je predobra da bi bila stvarna
Nikad nisam vidio takvu guzu
Način na koji drmaš, diže mog pišu
Op op op
 
(Prva kitica)
Način na koji se kreće, kao trbušna plesačica
Trese guzom na nove Nellyjeve* pjesme
Mislim da je netko na vratima, ali ne mislim da ću se javiti
Policija kaže "stoj!": op op op
Kako to mislite, "stoj"? Molim vas, ja sam ljudsko biće
Imam potrebe! NISAM gotov, dok ne završim s pišanjem
Ne odupirem se uhićenju, slažem se
Gospodine policajče! Već sam na koljenima
Ne mogu se još spustiti, to je nemoguće
I ne tretirajte me kao ubojicu, ja samo volim pišati
Pišati, o da, ja sam R&B pjevač, pjevam pjesme*
Ide: ringe ringe raja, došo čika Paja
Ma dajte! Šalim se, šalim se! Zezam se, zezam se!
Ispričavam se ako sam vas uvrijedio! Molim vas, molim vas, oprostite
Jer ja sam Triumph*, pseći lutak, ja sam samo lutka
Mogu se izvući sa svim što kažem i obožavat ćete me!
 
(Refren)
Način na koji miješaš, ne mogu to vjerovati
Nikad nisam vidio takvu guzu
Način na koji drmaš, diže mog pišu
Op op op
Jessica Simpson* izgleda tako primamljivo
Nick*, nikad nisam vidio takvo dupe
Svaki put kad vidim tu emisiju na MTV-u, pišo mi se diže
Op op op
 
(Druga kitica)
Mary-Kate i Ashley su prije bile tako dobre
Sad postaju starije, počinju im rasti guze
Idem u kino i sjedim sa svojim kokicama
Policija kaže "stoj!": op op op
Kako to mislite, "stoj!" Čovječe, upravo sam sjeo!
Imam kartu, vidite, sklonio sam ga, patent mi je zakopčan!
Molim vas, nemojte me izvući iz ovog kina, molim vas
Nisam uopće išao da vidim kako se Mary-Kate tušira
Nisam mislio biti bestidan ili napraviti veliku scenu
I ne tretirajte me kao Pee Weeja Hermana*, ovaj film je prikladan za sve
Gospodine policajče, zahtijevam da vidim svog odvjetnika
Jednostavo ću se praviti nevin, dati izjavu i biti slobodan
Slobodan, o da, opet na ulici
Kako to mislite da je moj odvjetnik s Michaelom*, prezauzet je?
Ja sam Triumph, Britney Spears ima ramena kao muškarac
I mogu to reći i smijat ćete se
Jer imam lutku na ruci
 
(Refren)
Način na koji miješaš, ne mogu to vjerovati
Nikad nisam vidio takvu guzu
Način na koji drmaš, diže mog pišu
Op op op
Hillary Duff još nije dovoljno stara, pa
Nikad nisam vidio takvu pozadinu
Možda ću iduće godine reći guzu i ona će mi uzdići pišu
Op op op
 
(Treća kitica)
Način na koji se kreće, pleše kao go-go plesačica
U tom videu pjeva: "Goni se, klaune
Trebam novog dečka!" Zdravo, zovem se JoJo*
Policija kaže "stoj!": op op op
Kako to mislite, "stoj"? Oduzet će mi računala
I ključeve ranča, upravo sam ispekao kekse
Gospodine policajče, pogledajte, uzmite malo ovoga
Evo, napravio sam Isusov sok*, popijte malo
Nitko nije siguran od mene! Čak ni ja sam
Uopće ne znam smijem li reći "pišati"
Na radiju, ali mislim da upravo jesam
Janet*, je li to dojka? Mislim da sam upravo vidio sisu!
Ma dajte! Šalim se, šalim se! Zezam se, zezam se!
Mislim da mi šala nije upalila, moram brzo pobjeći!
Brzo u helikopter, svi izađite
Ja nisam Triumph, ja sam Ah-Nuld*, idemooooo!
 
(Refren)
Način na koji miješaš, ne mogu to vjerovati
Nikad nisam vidio takvu guzu
Način na koji drmaš, diže mog pišu
Op op op
Zato, Gwen Stefani*, hoćeš li se popišati po meni, molim te?
Nikad nisam vidio takvu guzu
Jer način na koji drmaš diže mog pišu
Op op op
 
(Dr. Dre) KOJI JE TEBI KURAC?
(Eminem) HA!!
 
Submitted by zhabba on Fri, 09/08/2013 - 08:45
Last edited by zhabba on Mon, 12/08/2013 - 09:09
Author's comments:

http://rapgenius.com/Eminem-ass-like-that-lyrics
*Nelly - tada popularni reper
* - aluzija na R&B pjevača R.Kellyja koji je na snimci uhvaćen kako urinira po maloljetnici
* - tijekom ove pjesme Eminem drži Triumpha na ruci; Triumph je pseća lutka poznata po izrugivanju s poznatima
*Jessica Simpson - pjevačica, glumica i zvijezda vlastitog reality showa
*Nick - Nick Lachey, Jessicin bivši muž koji je zajedno s njom bio u reality showu
*Pee Wee Herman - komičar kojega su 1991. uhvatili kako masturbira u porno kinu
*Michael - Michael Jackson, tada optužen za pedofiliju
*JoJo - tada popularna dječja pjevačica
* - Michaela Jacksona su optužili da je opio dječaka vinom rekavši mu da pije Isusov sok
*Janet - Janet Jackson, Michaelova sestra koja se tada našla usred skandala zbog pokazivanja dojke tijekom izvođenja pjesme u poluvremenu Super Bowla
*Ah-Nuld - izrugivanje s naglaskom Arnolda Schwarzeneggera
*Gwen Stefani - tada popularna pjevačica

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English

Ass Like That

[Hook]
The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
Doing, doing, doing
I don't believe it, it's almost to good to be true
I ain't never seen a ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
Doing doing doing
 
[Verse 1]
The way she moves, she's like a belly-dancer
She's shaking that ass to the new Nelly jams
I think someone's at the door but I don't think I'mma answer
Police saying 'freeze!': doing, doing, doing
What do you mean, 'freeze'? Please, I'm a human being!
I have needs! I'm NOT done, not 'til I'm finished peeing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing
Mr. Officer! I'm already on my knees
I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee
Pee, pee, yes, I make R&B, I sing song
It go Ring-a-Chong, a-Ching-Chong-Chong-Chong-Ching
Psych! I joke, I joke! I keed, I keed!
If I offend, I'm sorry! Please, please, forgive!
For I am Triumph the Puppet Dog, I am a mere puppet
I can get away anything I say and you will love it!
 
[Hook]
The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an - ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
Doing doing doing
Jessica Simpson looks oh so tempting
Nick, I ain't never seen a ass like that
Everytime I see that show on MTV, my pee-pee goes
Doing doing doing
 
[Verse 2]
Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
Now they getting older, they're starting to grow bum-bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn
Police saying 'freeze!': doing, doing, doing
What do you mean, 'freeze'? Geez, I just got my seat!
I have ticket, look, I put it away, my zipper's zipped!
Please do not remove me from this movie theatre, please
I did not even get to see Mary Kate's shower scene
I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don't treat me like I'm Pee Wee Herman, this movie's PG
Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
I will simple plead innocent, cop a plea, and be free
Free, yes free, right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy?
I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And I can say that and you'll laugh
Cause there's a puppet on my hand
 
[Hook]
The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an - ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
Doing, doing, doing
Hilary Duff is not quite old enough, so
I ain't never seen her butt like that
Maybe next year, I'll say ass and she'll make my pee-pee go
Doing, doing, doing
 
[Verse 3]
The way she moves, she dances like a go-go
In that video, she sings, "Get out, you bozo
I need a new boyfriend!" Hi, my name is JoJo
Police saying 'freeze!': doing, doing, doing
What do you mean, 'freeze'? My computers will be seized
And my keys, to my ranch, I just bake cookies
Mr. Officer, lookie, take a whiff of this
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me! No, not even me
I don't even know if I can say the word 'pee-pee'
Pee, on the radio but I think I did
Janet, is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit!
Psych! I joke, I joke, I keed, I keed
I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick!
Get to the chopper, everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Ah-nuld, get dowwwn!
 
[Hook]
The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an - ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
Doing, doing, doing
So Gwen Stefani, will you pee-pee on me please
I ain't never seen a - ass like that
Cause the way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
Doing, doing, doing
 
[Dr. Dre] THE FUCK IS WRONG WITCHU?
[Eminem] HA!!
 
Submitted by zhabba on Sun, 07/07/2013 - 11:07
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skylab.rand     August 9th, 2013

Prekrasna pjesma.

zhabba     August 9th, 2013

Ahhh...kao velika obožavateljica odlučila sam prevesti cijelu njegovu diskografiju, nailazila sam i na gore stvari.

skylab.rand     August 9th, 2013

OK, nema se što prigovoriti prijevodu Smile

skylab.rand     August 9th, 2013
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zhabba     August 9th, 2013

Hvala na ocjeni Smile