if I were a white [ Boku Ga Hakujin Dattara ( 僕が白人だったら ) ]

Japanese

Boku Ga Hakujin Dattara ( 僕が白人だったら )

僕が白人だったら長い足とブーツで
フロアーを蹴りつけ
ビートルズが好きって言って
フィッシュ&チップスを食べる
週末にはアムスに行くだろう
たくさんの友達 ねずみ あひる くま
いぬ りすを連れて行こうキャデラックで
 
白い肌と赤毛のあのこと毎日がパーティー
 
僕が白人だったらでかい庭にチキンを走らせ
ハロウィンにはパンプキンパイと
チョコレートケーキをやこう
メリーゴーランドで会社ヘ
ローラーコースターで学校へ
毎週末には教会へ行く
すべてクリーニングしてくるクリーニング
 
白い肌と赤毛のあのこと毎日がパーティー
白い肌と赤毛のあのこと毎日がパーティー
 
Submitted by EMZ998 on Thu, 24/05/2012 - 04:35
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English translation

if I were a white

If I were a white, with a long legs and boots
I will kick the floor
saying I love Beatles
eating fish and chips
I will go Amsterdam on weekends
bringing many friends, rats, ducks, bears
dogs, mice, in a cadillac
 
with a girl with white skin and red hair, everyday would be a party
 
If I were a white, I will run chicks in a yard
in halloween pumpkin pies and
chocolate cakes I will bake
to the office in merry-go-round
to the school in a roller coaster
I will go, to the church every weekends
I'll clean everything, everything
 
with a girl with white skin and red hair, everyday would be a party
with a girl with white skin and red hair, everyday would be a party
 
Submitted by keniti akagawa on Mon, 31/12/2012 - 03:38
Added in reply to request by EMZ998
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Comments
BuenSabor    December 31st, 2012

awr thoze nipponeze rook arike ... fuckin racists

keniti akagawa    December 31st, 2012

I think this song is about a japanese inferiority complex to europeans and Americans.
Especially when they are playing rock music trying to be like Beatles,
sometimes they may think they can't be like Beatles, because of their short legs.

Though I like andymori's songs, I don't like this one either.

tampit    December 31st, 2012

eh you guys missing it, he just wants some variety. Just look at that street in video, black hair and yellow faces. I like black hair so I would be ok. but he want's red hair, maybe little hair coloring. Like the saying goes variety is the spice of life.