Garfunkel and Oates - Sex With Ducks

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Sex With Ducks

Pat Robertson once said
It’s a long downward slide
That'll lead to legalizing sex with ducks
If two men can stand, side by side
 
God, I hope he’s right
'Cause if gay marriage becomes lawful
Gonna find myself a duck
And legally do something awful
 
Ducks, sex with ducks
We’ll do it in the rain
Ducks, yeah, ducks
Got those webbed feet on my brain
 
We’ll find a pond, we’ll find a puddle
Put your beak in mine and we’ll cuddle
It’s a feeling I can’t name
When sex with ducks and gay marriage are one in the same
 
Gonna goose that goose, gonna quack that swan
Gonna rubber my ducky, all night long
Gonna wack that mallard 'til it’s feathers plume
Gonna Huey Dewey Louie all over the room
 
Scrooge McDuck, gonna give it you
Dive into your gold until you say, "Duck Tales, woo hoo."
 
Ducks, sex with ducks
We’ll do it in the rain
Ducks, yeah, ducks
Those feathered bodies are insane
 
We’ll find a pond, we’ll find a puddle
I’ll be the wind beneath your wings and we’ll cuddle
It’s a feeling I can’t name
When sex with ducks and gay marriage are one in the same
 
Submitted by Questionfinder on Tue, 01/12/2015 - 01:23
Last edited by Questionfinder on Wed, 07/02/2018 - 23:16
Submitter's comments:

Lyrics are from the band's website.

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Loot    Wed, 17/01/2018 - 04:00

Thanks for submitting these lyrics! Regular smile
Although I don't own the CD and can't check the booklet, and although I can find online versions of the lyrics that both agree and disagree with me, to me it sounds like the 3rd stanza's 4th line should be: "Got those webbed feet on my brain". What's your take on it?

Questionfinder    Wed, 07/02/2018 - 23:13

Well, apparently the band has decided to post the lyrics on their website, and it looks like you're correct. I'll edit accordingly.

Loot    Thu, 08/02/2018 - 14:14

Cool! I had no idea! Thank you! Regular smile