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Translation
Sucking Dicks
Alligatoah (Hook):
Just let me suck dicks
Where's the problem
You can do it too
And learn to understand
If no one abstained from it
There would be peace on Earth
For if no one abstained from it
Then there would be peace on Earth
Alligatoah:
People give me weird looks because I suck dick without giving it much time for consideration
One small dick for me, one giant dick for mankind 1
I recently had a longer argument with a guy because of a girl
But the wiser head gives head 2 - a brotherly gesture
I am sure no soldier would have used a weapon back then
If Sadam and Bush would have sucked each other's yaraks 3 instead of shooting the masses
Jesus Christ once mentioned it in a swinger club then
Whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, you have to suck his dick 4
Basti:
Did you know that a study from England revealed
That man sucks fifteen dicks in his life while he's asleep
It's okay to suck dick once in a while
As long as you say "no homo" afterwards it's not gay
During a conflict no one ever dared to say
Guys, now tell the soldiers that the war will be blown off
In the past, certainly nothing bad would have happened
If they had blown their load instead of pulling the trigger
Alligatoah (Hook):
Just let me suck dicks
Where's the problem
You can do it too
And learn to understand
If no one abstained from it
There would be peace on Earth
For if no one abstained from it
Then there would be peace on Earth
Timi Hendrix:
Homie, shooting is forbidden
But you can give me a blowjob
Because it's said somewhere in the Geneva Conventions
Maybe you should spend more time licking each other's dicks
Like these people at the Bilderberg conferences 5
There never would have been a war of religions
If the Pope had invited Boko Haram to a blowjob once in a while
Even the NSU 6 hand back all their weapons
And voluntarily suck every dick at the Federal Constitutional Court
Sudden:
Things don't always have to escalate when you open your sweet mouth
Look, if you suck my dick, I'll walk the dog, darling
If you had a penis, I'd do the same for you
Because all my enemies said I'm so good at it
Just keep getting angry, I'm not scared of your muscles
When someone pisses me off I just suck their dick
I feel that things will get difficult between us two today
Let's solve this like grown men - 69
Alligatoah (Hook):
Just let me suck dicks
Where's the problem
You can do it too
And learn to understand
If no one abstained from it
There would be peace on Earth
For if no one abstained from it
Then there would be peace on Earth
Just let me suck dicks
- 1. Original expression: "One small step for man, a giant leap for mankind." Moon landing.
- 2. Actual idiom: "The wiser head gives in."
- 3. Turkish slang word for penis
- 4. "Whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also." Bible quote, Matthew 5:39
- 5. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bilderberg_Group
- 6. German right-wing terror group, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Socialist_Underground
Leisure✕
Trailerpark: Top 3
| 1. | Bleib in der Schule |
| 2. | Sterben kannst du überall |
| 3. | Dicks sucken |
Idioms from "Dicks sucken"
| 1. | The wiser head gives in |
Comments
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About translator
Especially in Alligatoah's stanza, there are several playful variations of idioms. I wasn't sure if I should explain these variations in footnotes but I figured it wouldn't hurt anyone if I did...