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Translation
The pretty ones are the weird ones
A man with thick horn-rimmed glasses strolls in the harbor, nervous.
Since more than one hour ago Dr Ramon is waiting her wife.
Today, they mustered up their courage and they decided to get their bodies operated.
The woman wants to remove her double chin and the man will get a bigger penis.
But they don't know that being attractive can also mean living in a nightmare.
They both sing fucking good, much better than me, they are in a choir, and they dance "sardana"s in Sant Jaume square, and they're damn good at it.
And Pepe is a boy who has gained weight and he spends the whole day laying in bed.
Today he is surrounded by three doctors and a young scholar with a scalpel.
With a marker they delimit the greasy essence they are going to remove.
And he dreams he has a waikiki surrounded by misses showing off their nipples.
But Pepe doesn't know, that some good-looking people also live a nightmare.
And he organises meetings of old-car lovers, he's got a red one.
And when he goes to the village children ask him to go for a drive.
They don't know that the pretty ones are the weird ones.
Everyone knows, but nobody says.
They neither like themselves and have complexes to be different.
They don't know that pretty people go out of tune, they have bad swings and they don't dance well.
They also have worries and psychologists... that's not a big deal
That's not a big deal
That's not a big deal
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Idioms from "Els guapos són els ..."
| 1. | not a big deal |
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