Hard-working specialists (Fleißige Fachkräfte)

English translation

Hard-working specialists

(Why can't you get a job, what's the reason ?)
( I have no work, for two years..)
(What sort of formal training do you have..?)
( I'm not doing any formal training)
(You don't have any formal training..)
(What jobs did you apply for ?)
(I was in construction..)
 
## Song starts ##
 
If you want to see hard-working specialists
You'll have to go to the refugees
brick on brick
brick on brick
The house will collapse right away
brick on brick
brick on brick
The house will collapse right away
 
If you want to see hard-working specialists (1a)
You'll have to go to the refugees
They come from a terrible war
And all study atomic physics
They come from a terrible war
And all study atomic physics
 
( I'm not doing any formal training)
 
If you want to see hard-working technicians
You'll have to go to the cologne train station (1)
Zapp -za -rap,
Zapp -za -rap,
We never run out of specialists
Zapp -za -rap,
Zapp -za -rap,
We never run out of specialists
 
If you wanna see hard-working physicists
You'll have to go to the refugees
To scientists, we take a fancy
But first they'll have to learn to write
To scientists, we take a fancy
But first they'll have to learn to write
 
(I don't have any job...)
 
If you want to see hard-working specialists
You'll have to go to the refugees
To professors, we take a fancy
But first they'll have to learn to read
To professors, we take a fancy
But first they'll have to learn to read
 
(I was in construction...)
 
If you want to see hard-working specialists
You'll have to go to the refugees
Oh, how neat
Oh, how neat
They're selling drugs in the asylum
Oh, how neat
Oh, how neat
They're selling drugs in the asylum
 
If you want to see hard-working specialists
You'll have to go to the refugees
There arrives
The one that can help
It is the deportation-man
 
(Why don't you just all leave ?)
(Cause he doesn't feel like it !)
 
Submitted by SaintMark on Thu, 16/03/2017 - 15:18
Author's comments:

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(1a) a pun on Angela Merkel's empty promise to bring "high qualified specialists" into the country that in reality were mostly uneducated males of very low social status.
(1) Cologne train station, where mass-rapes occurred on new year's eve 2016. perpetrated by mostly young violent arabs and immigrants.

German

Fleißige Fachkräfte

(Warum kriegst du denn keinen Job, woran liegt das ?)
(Ich hab' keine arbeit, zwei jahre..(
(Welche Ausbildung hast du denn ?)
(Ich mache keine Ausbildung)
(Du hast keine Ausbildung..
(Für welche Jobs hast du dich denn beworben ?)
 

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