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# Courses for Women

Training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:

Topic 1. Silence, the Final Frontier:
Where No Woman Has Gone Before

Topic 2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking:
Making Deposits Smiling

Topic 3. Parties:
Going Without New Outfits Smiling

Topic 4. Bathroom Etiquette:
Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too

Topic 5. Communication Skills I:
Tears – The Last Resort, not the First

Topic 6. Communication Skills II:
Getting What you Want Without Nagging

Topic 7. Driving a Car Safely:
A Skill You CAN Acquire

Topic 8. Telephone Skills:
How to Hang Up Smiling

Topic 9. Advanced Parking:
Backing Into a Space

Topic 10. Cooking III:
How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People

Topic 11. Classic Footwear:
Wearing Shoes You Already Have

Topic 12. Oil and Petrol:
Your Car Needs Both Smiling
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#Courses for Men

Training courses are now available for men on the following subjects:

Topic 1. How to fill ice-cube trays.
Step by step with slide presentation.

Topic 2. Differences between the laundry basket and the floor.
Pictures and explanatory graphics.

Topic 3. Loss of identity: losing control of the TV remote…
Helpline and support groups.

Topic 4. Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place
instead of turning the house upside down while screaming.
Open forum.

Topic 5. Health watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health.
Graphics and audio tape.

Topic 6. Real men ask for directions when lost.
Real-life testimonials.

Topic 7. Learning to live: basic differences between mother and wife.
Online class and role playing.

Topic 8. How to be the ideal shopping companion.
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques. Smiling

Topic 9. How to fight cerebral atrophy: remembering birthdays, anniversaries,
other important dates and calling when you’re going to be late.

Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issue