Grenata [ Grenade (Parody) ]

Serbian translation

Grenata

BRUNO
 
Samo što smo se upoznali, ali ja znam da si mi srodna duša
Imam tvoje ime istetovirano na grudima, vratu, i licu
 
Hajde da spavamo zajedno, ili bar da izađemo
Imam sledeću nedelju slobodnu? Kada si ti slobodna?
 
Poslao sam ti moje levo uvo
Ali bacila si ga u more
I rekla nešto što nisam mogao čuti
 
Šta
 
Dao ti svoje žice i isečke nokta
Nadam se da ne izgledam poremećen,ali ja bih
 
Odrubio glavu za tebe
Skinuo sam se sa pilula za tebe
Popiću flašu ludog lepka
I polizati ti klompe
 
O to je dobra cipela
 
Gulio bih milion grozova
I napravio portret od traka audio kasete
Da, sačuvao bih te od robota
I majmuna iz budućnosti
 
Oh Skini svoje smrdljive šape sa moje devojke ti prljavo čudovište iz budućnosti
 
DEVOJKA
 
Smiri se glupi klovnu, šta nije u reda sa tobom
Prestani nuditi stvari koje nikad ne bi morao da uradiš
Uzmi svoje pilule, plati račune, ne želim da umreš
Zašto bih želela dečka koji nema glavu?
 
BRUNO
 
Jeo bih gomilu stakla
Izvadio srce kroz dupe
 
DEVOJKA
 
Znaš šta bi mogao uraditi za mene?
 
BRUNO
 
Šta, dušo?
 
DEVOJKA
 
Sudove i đubre
'Ajmo na taj čas Tanga
Pa da gledamo Lifetime TV
 
BRUNO
 
Kupovao bih u Targetu sa tobom
Kupio karte Dave Matthewsa
Ići na ručak sa tvojim prijateljima iz kluba čitalaca
 
Reći ti ne nisi debela ponovo
Ovaj košmar se ne završava
Radije bih pojeo 50 granada
Nosio kupaći od brijača
Nego da se bavim tobom
I tvojom glupom mamom
 
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English

Grenade (Parody)

BRUNO
 
We just met, but I know you're my soul mate
I've got your name tattooed on my chest, neck, and face
 
Lets get hitched right away or at least pick a date
I've got next week open. When do you have open?
 
I sent you my left ear
But you tossed it off the pier
Then said something I couldn't hear
 
What
 
Gave you all my string and my fingernail clippings
I hope I don't sound deranged, but I'd
 
Chop off my head for you
I just went off my meds for you
I'd drink a bottle of crazy glue
And lick a bathroom attendents shoe
 
Oh that's good shoe
 
I would peel you a million grapes
And make a portrait using audiotapes
Yes I'll protect you from robots
And futuristic apes
 
Oh Get your damn stinking paws off my girlfriend you dirty ape from the future
 
GIRL
 
Calm down you crazy clown what is wrong with you
Stop offering things that you'll never have to do
Just take your pills, pay your bills I don't want you dead Why
would I want a boyfriend who doesn't have a head?
 
BRUNO
 
I'd eat a pile of glass
Pull my heart out through my ass
 
GIRL
 
You know what you could do for me?
 
BRUNO
 
What baby
 
GIRL
 
The dishes and the trash
Lets take that Tango class
Then watch Lifetime TV
 
BRUNO
 
I'll shop at Target with you
Buy you tickets to Dave Matthews
I'd go to brunch with your book club friends
 
I'll tell you that you're not fat again
It nightmare ever ends
I would rather eat 50 grenades
Wear a speedo made of razor blades
Then have to deal with you baby
And your stupid mom
 
Submitted by YarenFcb on Thu, 19/01/2012 - 15:54
Last edited by Fary on Mon, 07/12/2015 - 16:06
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olivia d.     August 8th, 2012
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Samo da ispraviš naslov jer grenade znači granata Wink

Thea1297     August 9th, 2012

Ju,greska xD hvala