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Translation
Hey Girl
Yo if you were a waitress I'd just be in bars
And if you were a dealer I'd have weed galore
If you were a pill I'd have to go to the doctor every day
And if you were a bad mood I'd be wiped every day [1]
If you were a cigarette I'd always be smoking one
And if I had to get out, my life would just be breaks
And if you were my couch I'd never go outside
And if you were teleshopping I'd buy everything from you
And if you were a birthday I'd definitely be a clown
And if you were boredom I'd gladly sit in a traffic jam
And if you were a crime I'd be long since in jail
And I think if you liked girls I'd be a woman
And if you were a city then it'd definitely be New York
If you were a Stewardess I'd be on board every day
If you were a BMX you'd be on my sports calendar
And if you were religion I'd be tight with the Lord
[Hook] (2x)
Hey girl, I just want you to know
I like you just how you are
And no matter what you want to be
I'm definitely the guy who'll dig it
[Verse 2]
Yo if you want I'd go crazy like Shady's Wife
And if you were Bonnie I'd be Clyde, what a crazy life
And if you were in a club today would be ladies' night
If you were a perm I'd find the Eighties nice
Yo if you were Facebook I'd be caught in the net
If you were an aria then this wouldn't be a rap
If you were my hobby then it would be what I do best
And if you were suicide I'd be up next
If you were the red light district I'd hang out uptown
If you were a porno, then yeah I'd have a mustache
If you were decadence then I'd be the guy who liked a big set of wheels [2]
And if you were fast food I'd have such a big ass
(Ah) if you were a leak then I'd sink
If you were self-praise then I'd badly stink [3]
If you were the big ocean then I'd hopelessly drown
And no matter how small you were I'd find you someday
[Hook] (2x)
Whatever... Whatever...
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Submitted by unterkuehlt on 2014-11-28
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Cro: Top 3
1. | Einmal um die Welt |
2. | Traum |
3. | Bad Chick |
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About translator
Notes in case slang is too American
[1] wiped = worn-out, tired
[2] set of wheels = car
[3] This is a German idiom here, "Eigenlob stinkt"/"self-praise stinks". It's similar to "self-praise is no praise," basically means that self-praise is worthless since it is about the source
"Ey" is sort of a slangy way of drawing attention to something, slightly "gangster". I translated it as "yo" for lack of a better word.