Sektor Gaza - Ilya Muromets (Илья Муромец) (English translation)

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Ilya Muromets (Илья Муромец)

 
Илья выехал погулять,
Чтоб врагам накостылять.
Видит, камешек стоит,
Надпись на камню блястит:
 
Пойдешь прямо - там жена,
Вправо ход - коню хана,
Влево ход - будешь убит.
Илья хер почесал о щит!
 
(REF:)
Илья Муромец - богатырь!
Илья Муромец всех победил!
Илья защитит Русский народ!
Илья Муромец всех забьет!
 
Илья пошел налево: там стоит изба,
А в избе Баба-Яга.
Он ее нагнул рачком,
Отодрал и все пучком!
 
(REF)
 
Илья пошел направо: там сидит соловей
И свистит на всех людей.
Хей, соловей, ты со мною знаком?
Ну ща ты будешь петухом!
 
(REF)
 
(INTERLUDE)
 
Илья пошел прямо: там сидит жена.
А на хера ж ты мне нужна!
Лучше выпью десять чар
И пойду мудохать татар!
 
(REF)
 
Submitted by SaintMark on Fri, 16/09/2016 - 18:41
Last edited by SaintMark on Sun, 18/09/2016 - 19:34
Submitter's comments:

Ilya Muromets is a folk hero of the kievan Rus.

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Ilya Muromets

Versions: #1#2
Ilya went out for a walk
To kick the ass of his foes
He sees a stone standing
And the writing on it reads:
 
"If you go straight - you'll find a wife
If you go right - your horse will die
If you go left - you yourself will die"
IIya scratched his dick against his shield.
 
(REF)
Ilya Muromets is a tough guy
Ilya Muromets beat them all
Ilya will protect the russian people
Ilya Muromets will kick everyone's ass
 
Ilya went left: a house was standing there
And there was a witch in the house
He put her in the doggy style position
Fucked her and everything was all right.
 
(REF)
 
Ilya went right: there he found Nightingale the Robber (1)
And he whistled to everyone
"Hey, Nightingale, do you know me?
You're about to become a faggot now"
 
(REF)
 
(INTERLUDE)
 
Ilya went straight: there he found a wife.
"What the fuck do I need you for?
I better drink 10 bottles of vodka
And go kick some tatar ass.." (2)
 
(REF)
 
Submitted by SaintMark on Thu, 30/11/2017 - 15:32
Author's comments:

TL mine based on the other translation by Liao Guangzhang
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(1) Nightingale the robber and Baba Yaga are traditional antagonists in russian folk tales
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nightingale_the_Robber
(2) the Tatars, historic enemies of the people of Rus.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tatars

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