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Life is a Bitch

Cats really need lots of music...
Cats really need lots of music...
Music and a tiny little thing...
 
And my mom storms furiously into the room
She screams: "You're not right in the head!"
Empty the dishwasher!
But unfortunately I'm unnaturally lazy
And simply lay for another hour on the couch
Fuck rapping, I'd rather sleep!
My applause sounds as if my fans were
thalidomide children
Before I'm rich, something good comes on TV
But I switch channel, looking for ads
I'm crazy, my brain consists of jelly
T shirts to raffle off, who can find the grammatical error?
Fuck coke or prostitutes
I only need a piece of dry bread and soup,
you son of your mother!
Why is life so difficult, I suffer so much
Because the coffee machine is too far away
It's so hard for me, I lie in bed
And some how the TV remote is gone!
 
It's still like how it was back then in school
Me versus the 5 minute snooze-function
They say: "Life's a bitch"
Hey maybe, but mine isn't!
[2x]
 
Washed. As soon as I've earned something
It wanders into my trouser pockets in the washing machine
I should try and learn from this, yeah whatever
I'll start that as soon as we talk about money
In my life it's on the way up
I run away from feeling, up a broken escalator
Macht mir nichts aus, 'cause I'm something of the greatest
This is the weekend, Mondays are shit!
I thought rapper's lives were all about partying
But rappers have to be at work on time in the morning
I still fight ever morning with the alarm
I'm a weekend, weekend rapper
I make an effort and run to the coffee
But there's no clean cups unfortunately
Why's it always so difficult for me
I find the TV remote but the batteries are empty!
 
It's still like how it was back then in school
Me versus the 5 minute snooze-function
They say: "Life's a bitch"
Hey maybe, but mine isn't!
[2x]
 
And if I look back over the the last few years
Then I see less success than someone who steals car radios in Sylt
Unfortunately I'll never be rich
In the past you'd find work, if you wrote your application seriously
 
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Life is a Bitch

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moose amosmoose amos    Sat, 28/07/2018 - 23:57

Hi MiaSanMia! I loved your translation! Just a few thoughts here for your consideration:

(in Stanza 2): you've got a screw loose/one of the most horny/Monday's suck/fight every morning with the alarm clock/batteries are dead/who cares?;
(in Stanza 3): 5-minute snooze control
((in Stanza 4): Money-laundering/it ends up in my pockets and then in the washing machine/while things in my life are looking up/I feel like I'm ascending on a malfunctioning escalator/head for the coffee machine/
(in Stanza 6): if you seriously pad your resume