*The Chuo Line is a major Japanese rail line.

**The work for "gap" sounds similar to the word for "like". I think this line is supposed to be sarcastic, or something.

***Yuigahama is a beach in Kanagawa, Japan.

Lastly: "zukkyun" is the noise of a heart being squeezed, or "bang" according to a few sources. I kind of had to pick something here.

Translator Note: This is another super old, kind of ehhhh translation. Part of the difficulty in translating Soutaisei Riron is that they are, according to my Japanese pal, very "中二病" (or "Middle school sickness") for a band. Basically, they are kind of hipster and say a lot of nonsensical stuff, but it's not particularly easy to understand in Japanese either because of that. If there's any parts you see that can be improved, be my guest, but this should suffice to get the basic idea of the song.