Adevaratul Slim Shady

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The Real Slim Shady

[Eminem]
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem

"Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes [SLURP]
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

[Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)]

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

[Eminem]
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
I should download her audio on MP3
and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD [AHHH!]
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt]
And there's a million of us just like me
who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

[Chorus]

[Eminem]
I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
and whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just shit it
better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting
Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens
And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin
He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
[*HACH*] Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming "I don't give a fuck!"
with his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Shady please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

[Chorus 4X]

[Eminem]
Ha ha
Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up

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Adevaratul Slim Shady

Pot sa am atentia dvs va rog ?
Pot sa am atentia dvs va rog ?
Sa se ridice in picioare adevaratul Slim Shady va rog
repet,sa se ridice in picioare adevaratul Slim Shady va rog
Vom avea o problema aici...

Te porti de parca n-ai mai vazut o persoana alba vreodata
Falcile pe podea ca Pam,ca Tommy care a spart usa
Si a inceput sa i zbiciuie fundul mai rau ca niciodata
au fost la inceput divortati,arunca mobilierul peste ea(ahh)
este intoarcerea lui.."ah,stai,nu se poate..glumesti,
doar nu a spus ceea ce cred ca a zis,asa-i ?'"
Si dc dre a spus..nimic idiotilor
dr dre este mort, este inchis in beciul meu(ha ha)
femeilor le place de eminem

Slim shady, m-am saturat de el
Uitate la el,,mergand si apucand sti-tu-ce
Aratand sti-tu-pe-cine,"dar,dar totusi este dragut"
Da,am probabil o pereche de suruburi in cap
Dar nu mai rau decat ceea ce se intampla in dormitorul parintiilor tai
Cateodata,vreau sa ajung la Tv si sa ma pierd,dar nu pot
dar este misto pentru Tom Green sa ridice un elan mort
"Fundul meu este pe buzele tale,fundul meu este pe buzele tale"
Si saca am noroc, s-ar putea sa primesc un pupic
si acesta este mesajul pe care il aratam copiilor mici
Si ne astaptam ca ei sa nu stie ce clitorisul unei femei este
Desigur ei vor sti ce actul sexual este
Pana in momentul cand ei vor fi in cls a patra
Au Discovery Channel asa-i ?
"nu avem nimic decat mamifere" ei bine unii dintre noi conibalii
care taiem alte persoane ca si cand ar fi pepeni
Dar daca nu putem suporta bizonii si antilopele moarte
atunci nu exista nici un motiv pentru care un barbat si un alt barbat nu pot fugi
[ewww] Dar daca te simti si tu cum ma simt eu, am antidotul
Femeilor fluturati lenjeria , corul canta si merge..

Refren
Pentru ca eu sunt Slim shady,da sunt adevaratul Shady
Toti ceilalti Slim Shady sunt doar imitati
Deci sa se ridice in picioare falsul Slim Shady
Va rog sa va ridicati , Va rog sa va ridicati ?

Will smith nu are nevoie sa injure in muzica sa ca sa se vinda
Dar eu am, asa ca dute dracu si tu si el !
Crezi ca imi pasa despre un Grammy ?
Jumatate dintre voi criticilor nici nu ma inghititi,lasati-ma in pace
"Dar Shady,daca ai castiga,nu ar fi ciudat ?
De ce ? Ca voi sa puteti mintiti pentru a ma aduce aici ?
Ca sa ma puneti langa Britney Spears ?
Rahat,Christina Aquilera mai bine ar face schimb de scaune
Ca sa pot sta langa Carson Daly si Fred Dust
Si sa le aud argumentand depre cine a dat cu capul prima
Tu ticaloas-o,m-ai pus la maxim pe MTV
"Da,este dragut dar cred ca este casatorit cu Kim,hehe"
Ar trebui sa ii descarc melodile pe MP3
Si sa arat intregi lumi cum ti-ai dat Eminem VD[ahh]
M-am saturat de grupurile de fete si baieti,tot ceea ce face-ti este sa ma enervati
Asa ca am fost trimis aici sa va distrug
Si acum exista un milion ca mine
Care injura ca mine,carora nu le pasa la mel ca mine
Si ar putea fi urmatorul cel mai bun lucru dar nu la fel ca mine!

Refren

Sunt ca un sef de excursie,Caci iti dau doar
Lucruri de care glumesti cu prietenii in sufragerie
Singura diferenta este aceea ca eu am barbatia sa spun
In fata tuturor si nu am nevoie sa fiu fals sau dragut deloc
Doar i-au microfunul si scuip versuri
Si chiar daca iti plac sa admiti[err] Cant
Mai bine decat 90% din alti repperi pot
Si apoi te intrebi cum alti copii pot manca aceste albume ca pe valium(drog)
Este amuzant,caci la rata cu care merg la 30
Voi fi singura persoana sin azil care va filtra
Ciupesc fundurile asistentelor atunci cand sunt cu Jergens
Si am convulsii dar toata aceasta punga cu vigra nu functioneaza
Si fiecare persoana este un Slim Shady ascuns
Ar fi putut lucra la Burger King, scuipand pe inelele tale de ceapa
In parcare,invartindu-se
Zbierand "nu imi pasa"
Cu geamurile jos si volum la maxim
Deci se va ridica in picioare adevaratul Slim Shady ?
Si sa puna unul dintre acele degete la fiecare mana sus
Si sa fie mandri ca este nebun
Si mai o data,cat poti dee tare,cum merge ??

Refren 4X

haha
Cred ca este un Slim Shady in fiecare din noi
La dracu, sa ne ridicam cu totii.

Submitted by LarisaLars on Sat, 03/03/2012 - 19:33
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