Paraziții - Slalom printre cretini (English translation)

English translation

Skiing Between Idiots

We are skiing among idiots every day
In a small dirty world as you know it.
Idiots seem to be artificially conceived
Because they are too fucking many and have no disease.
 
Celebrate your stupidity, cheerful, it's a carnival,
Because you have 365 celebrations every year,
When I hear you, I vomit salami in your hair,
Mr. President is your mouth filthy with English?
I smile hysterically, psychically, I'm a psychopath,
If I forget to take my medicine, you'll get another Vadim.1
I cry loud everyday, day, everyday, hear me, yo', hey, go to your dead ones.2
If shit didn't happen, it will happen
To a country where they'll tie you up if you open your mouth and
I want to see you smile, my dear bastards,
When we burn you up, tonight, like the KKK.
In vain you want an education for your daughter who opens her eyes to another girl who opens her mouth 3.
You listen to manele on your headphones and got bling-bling on your fingers
when you cross the road, I'll hit you with the car on a stop sign.
 
We are skiing among idiots every day
In a small dirty world as you know it.
Idiots seem to be artificially conceived
Because they are too fucking many and have no disease.
 
We are skiing among idiots everyday
In a small dirty world as you know it.
Idiots seem to be artificially conceived
Because they are fucking too many and have no disease.
 
We are skiing among idiots every day to make a living
And we get really annoyed when we fucking meet you4
You graduated two years and people call you Thinker.
Don't help your child at his homework because you'll ruin his future.
Humour makes me give you fucking good advice,
Slam your car to a wall and a Renault will come out of it.
You are a spoon creator, read some almanaks 5
Go do something for you'll be a mayor of Bucharest tonight.
Don't look up to the sky, to the holy satellite
Because it will spit off a 0 an a 1 and you'll be disappointed.
We ask ourselves shyly if you allow us
What could a soap-opera turn a stupid girl into?
If you listen to both Parazitii and lousy Gypsy music,
I invite you to fuck your mother, no one will stop you.
Someone whispers to me in my headphones that I'm fucked up, oh, I got scared,
Suck my dick while I'm still alive, I quit singing.
 
We are skiing among idiots every day
In a small dirty world as you know it.
Idiots seem to be artificially conceived
Because they are fucking too many and have no disease.
 
We are skiing among idiots everyday
In a small dirty world as you know it.
Idiots seem to be artificially conceived
Because they are too fucking many and they ain't got no disease.
 
  • 1. Romanian ultra-nationalist and ill-tempered politician
  • 2. Romanian profanity
  • 3. jerks a dick
  • 4. your mother
  • 5. intentional misspelling, imitating a Romanian politician (Marian Vanghelie)
Submitted by Calusarul on Thu, 21/01/2010 - 18:32
Author's comments:

I did my best to translate, hope you like it and understand it.
And don't take it (all) seriously.

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kuroi_neko    Mon, 30/07/2012 - 20:11

Thumbs up for the English part. I'll think of these lyrics next time I read something about Romania.
In a spirit of cultural exchanges, maybe you could have a look at this:
http://lyricstranslate.com/en/j039accuse-jaccuse.html
Not half as powerful as these Paraziiti of yours but, in this beautiful land of freedom of mine, upright rebels seem to be in short supply these days.

Calusarul    Tue, 31/07/2012 - 13:23

I read it again. The translation is not that good, honestly, but I appreciate you and licorna encouraging me. Regular smile
And thanks for the "J'accuse" translation.
Even if you don 't understand much, I recommend those Parasites to you; they have a very good sound even if their lyrics are often hard to accept. But they don't always take them too seriously themselves.
http://lyricstranslate.com/en/Parazi%C8%9Bii-Bad-Joke-lyrics.html