Y-Titty - Ständertime (English translation)

English translation

Boner Time

We went crouching.
We hid ourselves
But now we're standing our ground
A stiff breeze blows over the country
 
Waiting room at the doctor finally the time has arrived
Ms. Dr. Read calls me up I'm ready for her
I say I don't feel good can you check me up?
Lay down on the couch maybe I'll discover something
 
I lay down and she's coming closer
With a gentle voice, she chats me up
Wants to know whether I'm a private patient
But I just stare at her body and hardly listen
Leaning over me so that everything can be seen
Her nares cast me in a spell
She's beautiful I think I like her
She takes my hand and I was as if struck by lightning
 
A prickling, a passion
a mysterious power
A feeling as if I was agravic the longing is great big
When I reach shyly for the stars I feel the time has come
My Penis is stiff
 
When a woman touches me:
Boner Time!
Wrong changing room:
Boner Time!
Diving goggles in the open air pool:
Boner Time!
Miniskirt Safari:
Boner Time!
When I'm lying in the sauna:
Boner Time!
My babe nudged me:
Boner Time!
In my dream I passed a night with Megan Fox:
Double Boner Time!
 
Finally Summer, sun, mini-skirt safari-time!
I relax at the lake and am pretty drunk.
But then I see that girl and she sees me too
She approaches me I immediately turn on my belly
 
Tabooed thoughts in my fantasy.
Repression is useless I never manage it!
She isn't naked no you just imagine it!
Better think of Merkel then he'll become small!
She smiles at me and says: "I know you."
I smile back and say: "I don't know you."
Fail I buggered it up!
Now only the truth helps and i say it loud:
 
A prickling, a passion
a mysterious power
A feeling as if I was agravic the longing is great big
When I reach shyly for the stars I feel the time has come
My Penis is stiff
 
When a woman accosts me:
Boner Time!
My neck is scritched
Boner Time!
Dr. Summer in the Bravo:
Boner Time!
The railway is on time:
Boner Time!
Sexy sport clips:
Boner Time!
Your girlfriend is hot:
Boner Time!
Your girlfriend lounges in sexy sport clips:
Double Boner Time!
 
What should we do? What can we do?
Our boners are standing in our lights.
I cannot go on like this i have to chop it off!
 
Stooooop!
Boners are also can be useful!
 
Really? And what for?
 
As a coat hook:
Boner Time!
To carry bags:
Boner Time!
If you wanna play music:
Boner Time!
Mount Himalya:
Boner Time!
Impress women:
Boner Time!
Chop firewood:
Boner Time!
Epic Lasercockfight
Double Boner Time!
 
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Submitted by Achampnator on Fri, 26/01/2018 - 17:10
German

Ständertime

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