Life is good, but I ain't tryin' to brag*
Who loses their cool, when I be cruising in my Audi
Down-to-earth, but still some people keep hatin'
Dab on the haters, they think I'm shit and fat
You should look at us, we are sick, mate
Even King Litmanen* approves of this hustle
You dropping mixtapes? Well, why not?
It's so lit, mate
I promise these bass lines won't be flat
"Get a real job," you call this pointless and
I ask you to step into my office in my room's corner
I'm trailblazer, I'm gonna be big and
More energy runs through my veins than in a transformer
I down watts, a bit like Pikachu
I'll pick and choose my path, like in Pick 'n' Choose
I'll tread my own track, a racehorse
I've won the jackpot, Lucky Seven
There's one word you should remember
Vids start with a word, that I ain't gonna whisper
One word, it's good to remember
It's one and the same, I'm not gonna shirk from it
Watch I'm gonna heap it on ya
Say "Heyoo" to me
Watch I'm gonna heap it on ya
Say "Heyoo" to me
The first vids in '03
Three chavs* in front of a class showed it to their teach
I wanted to shine 'til the end of the semester
The principal suggested theatre school
This guy started to sprout in the country
Now I'm at the top, I'm droppin' rhymes in a cloud service
I wanna say thanks for everything to my subscribers but
I'm just a guy and you have still liked me
The song has fewer bars than a KitKat
Whatever, opinions swing back and forth
Worked all thru the night, mixin' with the Vegas*
Your hate won't get you a medal or a biscuit
You ain't made to follow me
I'm a thorn in your side, Näsinneula*
Maybe I ain't doin' things that you like
I can't please everyone and that's why people bash me
There's one word you should remember
Vids start with a word, that I ain't gonna whisper
One word, it's good to remember
It's one and the same, I'm not gonna shirk from it
Watch I'm gonna heap it on ya
Say "Heyoo" to me
Watch I'm gonna heap it on ya
Say "Heyoo" to me
What else?
#TubeStorm
Better yet #TubeTromb
One more time
FinnTube ain't the same
Together we did things for the same audience
Old geezers hoard more cash, the future looks dim
This ain't a diss track, but fuck TubeCon*
Couldn't listen to our betters
Now this Thaiflow'll knock 'em out cold
Take an L, legs are shakin'
Whatcha gonna do without 'tubers? R.I.P
Now this rant ends
I'll chide and cook some beef, Gordon Ramsey
Let's deliver the last hit, I'm gonna beat 'em
I'm that eight, like Selänne*
There's one word you should remember
Vids start with a word, that I ain't gonna whisper
One word, it's good to remember
It's one and the same, I'm not gonna shirk from it
Watch I'm gonna heap it on ya
Say "Heyoo" to me
Watch I'm gonna heap it on ya
Say "Heyoo" to me
A/N: I really hate translating rap songs, btw. Oh well, I think it's good enough.
* conjugation wordplay, "leveetä" basically means that he is living rich, and "leveillä" means "to brag"
* a famous Finnish football player
* Jonne is a slang word, Urban Dictionary definition: Used to describe a Finnish male kid, (Brit. Eng. "Chav" but male), usually drinks energy drinks by EuroShopper, abbreviated ES. Plays coin machines, wears a cap, is a white male between ages 12-15, over-uses curse words and tries to act 'cool'.
* Editing software Vegas PRO
* The tallest tower in Finland
* Finnish Youtube convention
* a former Finnish hockey player, whose player number was 8