Skiing Between Idiots
- Artista: Paraziții
- Canción: Slalom printre cretini
- Traducción: Rumano → Inglés
- Publicado por
Calusarul el Jue, 21/01/2010 - 18:32
Slalom printre cretini
Facem slalom printre cretini zi de zi
Într-o lume mică şi murdară aşa cum o ştii
Proştii par concepuţi pe cale artificială
Că sunt mulţi ai-dracu şi n-au nici o boală
Sărbătoriţi prostia, veseli, e carnaval
Ca aveţi 365 de sărbători într-un an
Când te-aud îţi borăsc pâine cu salam în freza
Domnu’ preşedinte, te-ai murdărit la gura de engleză?
Zâmbesc isteric, psihic, sunt labil
Dacă uit sâ-mi iau pastilele vă mai alegeţi cu-n Vadim
Plâng în hohote de râs, day everyday, auzi bey?, hey!, 'te-n morţii tei!
Dacă nu s-a ales prafu, o să s-aleagă
De-o ţară în care când deschizi gura ăştia te leagă şi
Vreau să vă văd zâmbind dragii mei mişei
Când o să vă dăm foc în noapte la fel ca K K K...
Degeaba vrei să-ţi educi copila când copila ta beleşte ochii la cum beleşte alta p**a şi
Ai manele-n căşti şi aur pe degete
Când traversezi regulamentar, eu te calc pe trecere.
Facem slalom printre cretini zi de zi
Într-o lume mică şi murdară aşa cum o ştii
Proştii par concepuţi pe cale artificială
Că sunt mulţi ai-dracu şi n-au nici o boală.
Facem slalom printre cretini zi de zi
Într-o lume mică şi murdara aşa cum o ştii
Proştii par concepuţi pe cale artificială
Că sunt mulţi ai-dracu şi n-au nici o boală.
Facem slalom printre cretini ca să trăim
Şi ne dăm de ceasul morţilor mătii cand te-ntâlnim
Ai două clase primare, eşti poreclit Gânditorul
Să nu faci lecţii cu copilul că-i distrugi viitorul.
Umorul mă-npinge să te-nvăţ de bine-n p**a mea
Hai dă cu Dacia-n perete că îţi pică un Renault din ea.
Eşti un creator de linguri, citeşte almanahe
Treci la fapte ca vei deveni primar de Bucureşti la noapte.
Nu ridica ochii la cer, la sfântul satelit
Că vă scuipă 0 şi 1 şi vă pică dezamăgit.
Ne întrebam timid acum cu voia dumneavoastră
Ce poate să facă o telenovelă de succes dintr-o proastă.
Dacă asculţi şi paraziţii şi muzica ţigănească
Te invit să-ţi bagi p**a-n măta, nimeni nu o să te oprească.
Mi se şopteşte-n casca ca sunt ca şi mâncat, o, ce m-am speriat,
Mânca-mi-aţi p**a de viu, mă las de cântat.
Facem slalom printre cretini zi de zi
Într-o lume mică şi murdară aşa cum o ştii
Prostii par concepuţi pe cale artificială
Ca sunt mulţi ai-dracu şi n-au nici o boală.
Facem slalom printre cretini zi de zi
Într-o lume mică şi murdară aşa cum o ştii
Prostii par concepuţi pe cale artificială
Că sunt mulţi ai-dracu şi n-au nici o boală.
Skiing Between Idiots
We are skiing among idiots every day
In a small dirty world as you know it.
Idiots seem to be artificially conceived
Because they are too fucking many and have no disease.
Celebrate your stupidity, cheerful, it's a carnival,
Because you have 365 celebrations every year,
When I hear you, I vomit salami in your hair,
Mr. President is your mouth filthy with English?
I smile hysterically, psychically, I'm a psychopath,
If I forget to take my medicine, you'll get another Vadim.1
I cry loud everyday, day, everyday, hear me, yo', hey, go to your dead ones.2
If shit didn't happen, it will happen
To a country where they'll tie you up if you open your mouth and
I want to see you smile, my dear bastards,
When we burn you up, tonight, like the KKK.
In vain you want an education for your daughter who opens her eyes to another girl who opens her mouth 3.
You listen to manele on your headphones and got bling-bling on your fingers
when you cross the road, I'll hit you with the car on a stop sign.
We are skiing among idiots every day
In a small dirty world as you know it.
Idiots seem to be artificially conceived
Because they are too fucking many and have no disease.
We are skiing among idiots everyday
In a small dirty world as you know it.
Idiots seem to be artificially conceived
Because they are fucking too many and have no disease.
We are skiing among idiots every day to make a living
And we get really annoyed when we fucking meet you4
You graduated two years and people call you Thinker.
Don't help your child at his homework because you'll ruin his future.
Humour makes me give you fucking good advice,
Slam your car to a wall and a Renault will come out of it.
You are a spoon creator, read some almanaks 5
Go do something for you'll be a mayor of Bucharest tonight.
Don't look up to the sky, to the holy satellite
Because it will spit off a 0 an a 1 and you'll be disappointed.
We ask ourselves shyly if you allow us
What could a soap-opera turn a stupid girl into?
If you listen to both Parazitii and lousy Gypsy music,
I invite you to fuck your mother, no one will stop you.
Someone whispers to me in my headphones that I'm fucked up, oh, I got scared,
Suck my dick while I'm still alive, I quit singing.
We are skiing among idiots every day
In a small dirty world as you know it.
Idiots seem to be artificially conceived
Because they are fucking too many and have no disease.
We are skiing among idiots everyday
In a small dirty world as you know it.
Idiots seem to be artificially conceived
Because they are too fucking many and they ain't got no disease.
- 1. Romanian ultra-nationalist and ill-tempered politician
- 2. Romanian profanity
- 3. jerks a dick
- 4. your mother
- 5. intentional misspelling, imitating a Romanian politician (Marian Vanghelie)
| 2 agradecimientos |
| Usuario | Publicado hace | |
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| licorna.din.vis | 42 semanas 14 horas | |
| Misholinchi | 1 año 29 semanas |
Thumbs up for the English part. I'll think of these lyrics next time I read something about Romania.
In a spirit of cultural exchanges, maybe you could have a look at this:
http://lyricstranslate.com/en/j039accuse-jaccuse.html
Not half as powerful as these Paraziiti of yours but, in this beautiful land of freedom of mine, upright rebels seem to be in short supply these days.
I read it again. The translation is not that good, honestly, but I appreciate you and licorna encouraging me. 
And thanks for the "J'accuse" translation.
Even if you don 't understand much, I recommend those Parasites to you; they have a very good sound even if their lyrics are often hard to accept. But they don't always take them too seriously themselves.
http://lyricstranslate.com/en/Parazi%C8%9Bii-Bad-Joke-lyrics.html
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