Please translate "Party All Day (Fuck All Night)" from Engleski to Turski

When I was only three
My Mama said to me
Don't go screwing a skanky ho
Or you're gonna get VD

When I was Seventeen,
I poked a kooky bitch
A couple days later my balls swelled up
And my crotch began to itch

But that's when I totally knew
What God wanted me to do

Whoooooaa
Hey Hey Hey
Fuck all night and Party all Day

(Check it out)
Now I'm in a bitchin' band
And I'm Banging every night
I don't care if she's a trailer ho
And she's got three friggin' eyes
I get up in the afternoon,
Cuz I don't have a stupid job
I drink some beer and I watch cartoons
While a slut polishes my knob

Smoke and drink and screw
That's what I was born to do!

(Now God's looking down on me,
saying, "Hey man, way to be!"

Fuck fuck fuck yeah,
Fuck yeah!

...Fuck yeah, dude)