ELEPHAN AND FRUIT
Slon in sadez
ko leta 769 umrl Hotimir je knez
za Karantance se začelo sranje je zares
uletu Tasilo je III. in drhal bavarska
Virgil in Modest pa zraven banda misijonarska
Bavarci so sesuli nas v pitju in v boju
Virgil in Modest pa na verskem nas nivoju
sicer smo izgubili skoraj vse v triletni vojni
a smo ostali vsaj notranje samostojni
ko leta 819 prišel je Ljudevit Posavski
so Slovenci spet nardili štalo v krajini Dravski
zbral Karnijolce, Karantance in druge ----
jih popeljal je v upor nad frankovske fevdalce
Franki so imeli konje in dobro opremo
naši pa trde glave in veliko vnemo
Ljudevita so zaštihal - to je takrat blo moderno
Karantanci pa zgubili samostojnost smo interno
aj na na naj na ni naj ...
ko leta 840 dobi fevd Pribin na upravo
prec začuti nujo delat svojo si državo
pristavili so Karantanci svojih nekaj arov
tokrat za spremembo fašejo jih od Madžarov
čez 200 let nas razdelijo Karolingi bistro
na Koroško, Kranjsko, Štajersko, Goriško in pa Istro
še preden Ciril in Metod sta zadnjič rekla "amen"
od Karantanije ostal je samo še knežji kamen
ko leta 1478 so se začel upirat kmeti
so že vsi slutili da bo kot pred 500 leti
a se preden kmetje so prišli pred grajski zid
so nad njimi Turki izvedli genocid
da zgodovinska dejstva nič nas ne učijo
se še enkrat potrdilo z Gubcem je Matijo
ko od prejšnjega upora še 100 let ne mine
razdelijo sredi Zagreba ga na četrtine
aj na na naj na ni naj ...
ko leta 1550 izšel je Katekizem
je slovenski živelj spet zagrabil optimizem
če že nimamo ozemlja, mejmo vsaj kulturo
ozdravimo komplekse skoz literaturo
ej - sicer nas je malo, a neumni nismo
reče Jurij Dalmatin, prevede Sveto pismo
a še preden slovenščina prišla bi v navado
Hren se je potrudu in vse zmetu na grmado
ko 1848 Majer je cesarju pisu
se je že slutilo, da spet en bo zvisu
in vse ideje v stilu Slovenije zedinjene
po hitrem postopku so bile ukinjene
sej - bili so tabori in so bile čitalnice
čeprav ne dosti večje od povprečne švabske spalnice
še vedno največ kar lahko bli smo po poklicu
služba konjskega je hlapca pri debelemu Avstrijcu
aj na na naj na ni naj ...
ko leta 1914 je Gavrilo iz principa
streljal na cesarico in na njenga tipa
Slovenci se razveselijo te bosanske varke
naslednji dan jih zbašejo v soške strelske jarke
23 let po koncu prve že začetek druge
Slovence tokrat streljajo v vojski stare Juge
čeprav skoraj sami strejo okupacijo
jih nič hudega sluteče zbašejo v federacijo
ko 1991 smo ratal suvereni
po 1300 let porazov smo še vedno kleni
Madžari pustijo nas pri miru in Avstrijci tudi
celo Italijani in Hrvati - to nas najbolj čudi
po mileniu in pol porazov
nihče več ne daje nam ukazov
zato Slovenec zdaj svobodno stopi
zraven k združeni Evropi
ELEPHAN AND FRUIT
when in the year of 769 the prince Hotimir died
for Carantanian real **** strated
Tasilo III. came and bavarians
Virgil and Modest and beside misionary gang
bavarians had beaten us in drinking and fight
and Virgil and Modest on state of religion
actually we had lost everything in 3-year war
but at least we stayed inner independent
when in the year of 819 the Posavian Ljudevit came
the slovenians made a mess in Krajina Dravska
collected Carniolans, Carantanians and others
he drove them into fight against Franks feudals
franks had horses and other equipment
and ours had a hard heads and big wish
they stabbed Ljudevit - but this was modern in that time
and we Carantanians lost inner independence
when in the year of 840 feud Pribin gets on administration
he feels a must to make his own country
carantanians gave some of their ars
this time for a change they get it from Hungarians
after 200 years Carolings selct us very smartly
on koroška, kranjska, Štajerska, Goriška and istria
even before Ciril and metod said amen
all that has left from Carantania was the stone of prince
when in the year of 1478 the farmers had a fight
they all suspected it'll be like 500 years before
and even before the farmers got in front of castle's wall
the turks made a genocite on them
that the facts of history doesn't destroy us
once again aprooved with Matija Gubec
when there's not even 100 years from previous attack
they cut him into 4 pieces in the middle of Zagreb
when in the year of 1550 the katekizem was written
the Slovenian life was full of optimism
if we don't have a land and least we could have a culture
let's heal the complex trough literature
hey - there's not a lot of uss, but we're not stupid
says jurij Dalmatin, he traslates the Bible
and even before slovenian language would be a habbit
hren made an effort and everything threw on fire
when in 1848 Majer wrote to emperor
there was a suspicion that nothing will come true
and all ideas about united Slovenia
were quickly finished
well - there were camps and rooms for reading
allthough not a lot bigger than an average german bedroom
and still the best job we could have
was a stableman at fat Austrian
when in the year of 1914 Gavrilio
shot on the emperres and her guy
the Slovenians are happy of this Bosnian lie
and the next day they threw them into ditcshes of Soča
23 years after the end of 1st one there's the begining of 2nd
Slovenians this time are shooting in the war of old Yugo(slavia)
eventho almost themselves crash the occupation
they throw them into federation
when in 1991 we became independent
we're still (?) after 1300 years of loosing
hungarians leaves us alone and the Austrians as well
even Italians and Croatians - we're amazed by it
after milenium and half of loosing
there's no one who 'd give us orders
that's why a Slovenian steps freely
beside untited Europe

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