:D That's an amazing one! I'll comment it a little:
S1L9 I pee, I pee myself at night! -> I peed, I peed myself at night! (it's in the past all over the song)

S2L1 I didnt have to drink milk->I shouldn't have drunk milk
S2L3-7
And found myself to be a fool->Why should I look for a fool inside myself (it's sung as "Зачем искать в себе дурака" according to the video)
If I couldn't get the hops out of my head -> If I didn't get the booze out of my head
Why smoke 'opal' at night->Why should I smoke 'Opal' (there was such a brand of cigarettes at that time) at night
Why get up and go to the toilet-> Why should I get up and go to the toilet
So I got up in the morning-> I had a boner by the morning

S4L3 so that my pee goes into the condom-> So that I would pee into the condom
L5-8
А паникухи простыней->Mom washes by the sweat of her brow
стирает мама в поте лица,-> The panicked sheets ("паникуха" is an extremely rare slang word meaning smb. who is prone to panick. It's listed only twice here -> https://iling.spb.ru/vocabula/lrng/pdf/larng2007_2.pdf page 123)
She really can't get no rest-> She really can get no rest
Because of my reptile dick->Because of my vile dick (it's used as a curse here)
:)