I'm class monitor, in Friday in Russia will be Teacher Day and I must do school newspaper with greetings to every teacher. I wrote funny verses to all teacher except Finnish. The problem is that I have gone to this school since 2008 and can't say anything in Finnish except kiitos or hyva paiva but I don't want to offend teacher.
If you can write this any funny verses, I don't ask you to invent it yourself, just write verse and its translation if you can. Thanks.
Finnish vodka is as good as ours, I was drinking a lot on my cousin's wedding ;-)
"Mannerheim-linja", ROFL, you Brits are able to make fun of everything, reminds me of the "worst joke" by Monty Python, where soldiers on the front die laughing...
I won't be in time, so don't worry
Well, no worries, was a guess and a compliment... By the way, where is Lumemaa???