The Short Straw (Nitten)

Inglês translation

The Short Straw

I drew the short straw
I stepped in shit
Picked it up and bit into it
And that's the short straw
And when I try to pass it on
To some other idiot
It hits me in the face once more
The short straw
 
It began with me getting out of bed a tad bit late
So I missed the train and lost my job
But I did claim that I, myself, had quit
When my girlfriend saw how early I was home
 
I said "It's because I need to be true to myself"
She answered "Damn, I'll let you do that on your own, cause I'm tired of your shit", she said goodbye, took her clothes and disappeared
 
So, I the short straw (...)
 
Since then it's all gone to hell,
It's running as smooth as DSB
And the other day I got kicked out of my apartment
So I moved in with mom
 
And just as I thought it couldn't get much worse
Fuck it, I find out she's having an affair
And they're loud all night long and the neighbors are complaining
Wether I like it or not my mom gets more sex than me
 
So, I drew the short straw (...)
 
I've tried both healers and numerology,
I've changed my name to Karsten 510
But it doesn't help - doesn't do shit
So I gotta get back
Cause the shit won't eat itself
 
So, I drew the short straw (...)
 
I drew the short straw
Stepped in shit - picked it up
Chewed it thouroughly - finished up
Shat it out and picked at it
God Damn it that's the short straw
And when I try to pass it on to some other idiot
It hits me in the face once more
The short straw
 
Submetido por C Ryding em Sexta-feira, 06/07/2012 - 08:32
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