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Medicine Ball

[Intro]
Oh my goodness, what have I done?
Oh no, I can't believe it
It's like I've got the whole world in my palm
And I'm ready to drop bombs
 
[Verse 1]
Welcome to the Slim Shady Mecca, Rebecca
It's the village in New York, right next to the Tribeca
That's my sector, homosexual dissector
Come again, rewind selector
I said, nice rectum, I had a vasectomy Hector
So you can't get pregnant if I bisexually wreck ya
Hannibal Lecter in the guy section, I bet ya
I tantalize ya and in less than five seconds I get ya
They say once bitten then twice shy, well lie next to the guy
With nine ecstasy pills and five extra
Boxes of ribbed condoms in quantities, why yes sir
I took the rest of the Lunesta pills from my dresser
That's my kind of vibe, what else should I try, Lester?
Drop-kick the bitch before her second trimester
Perform the home abortion with Dexter, then I guess I'll
Dig her fetus out with a wire hanger, then digest her
 
[Chorus]
I guess it's time for you to hate me again
Let's begin, now hand me the pen
How should I begin it and where does it all end?
The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in
I said, I guess it's time for you to hate me again
Let's begin, now hand me the pen
How should I begin it and where does it all end?
My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball, friends
 
[Verse 2]
All my Westside bitches throw it up
Put a balloon inside your pussy, queef, and blow it up
Man, I think that he just fell off the deep end, sure enough
So you better change the station to keep from throwing up
Man, you seen it all before, you're all too familiar with it
There's a penis on the floor and two balls, so you know who did it
You know you with it, girl, don't front, oh no you didn't
I won't rape all the Pussycat Dolls? Nicole, you kiddin'?
I'll pee on Rihanna, see man, I do what I wanna
Spray perfume in the sauna room, crazy-gluin' Madonna
To the La-Z-Boy sofa, fold her in two, then sit on her
Imagine the visual for that, man, who would've thought I
Could ever be such a relentless prick, unleashing his vengeance
But the chick's so old, she looks like she outlived a life sentence
I never meant this rhyme to be so offensive
If you weren't so defensive, it wouldn't be, you're so sensitive
 
[Chorus]
I guess it's time for you to hate me again
Let's begin, now hand me the pen
How should I begin it and where does it all end?
The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in
I said, I guess it's time for you to hate me again
Let's begin, now hand me the pen
How should I begin it and where does it all end?
My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball, friends
 
[Verse 3]
Put Christopher Reeves on a unicycle with a kickstand
Kick it up and push him and lead him right into quicksand
Here, you need a hand, big man? Grab hold of this branch
With both hands, man, they don't understand, I'm just a sick man
Now everybody's pissed at me
Like it's my fault his name rhymes with so many different words, jeez
So one last time, Mr. Christopher Reeves
Won't you break it down for me and just spit the verse, please?
"Eminem, I'm coming to kill you (inhale)
Always hated you, and I still do
You'll never fill my shoes, my Superman costume (inhale)
Doesn't even fit you, they don't feel you
You're taking this shit too far (inhale)
Who do you think you are? Hang my suit up in the armoire
Every day I hate you more and more, throw down the cardboard
Let's breakdance if you think you're hardcore"
 
[Chorus]
I guess it's time for you to hate me again
Let's begin, now hand me the pen
How should I begin it and where does it all end?
The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in
I said, I guess it's time for you to hate me again
Let's begin, now hand me the pen
How should I begin it and where does it all end?
My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball, friends
 
[Outro]
The world is mine
 
Перевод

Lopta za vježbu

(Intro)
Ooo, moj Bože! Što sam učinio?
O ne (o ne) Ne mogu vjerovati! (vjerovati)
Kao da (kao da)
Imam cijeli SVIJET na svom dlanu (na svom dlanu)
I spreman sam da bacim bombe
 
(Prva kitica)
Dobrodošla u Slim Shadyjevu* Meku, Rebecca
To je selo u državi New York, odmah do njega je Tribeca
To je moj sektor, ja sam homoseksualni disektor
Hajde, DJ, premotaj ploču!
Rekoh dobar čmar, imao sam vazektomiju, Hector
Pa ne možeš ostati trudan ako te biseksualno razvalim
Hannibal Lecter* s homoseksualnim sklonostima, i kladim se
Da ću te izmučiti i dobiti u manje od pet sekundi
Kažu: tko se jednom opeče, puše i na hladno
E pa ja liježem kraj tipa
S devet ecstasyja i petdodatnih
Kutija rebrastih kondoma, o zašto sam
Uzeo ostatak tableta za spavanje iz ormarića
Jer je to moj đir; što drugo da pokušam, Lester?
Da zveknem kurvu u stomak prije drugog tromjesečja
Izvedem pobačaj kod kuće s Dexterom*, onda ću vjerojatno
Izvući zametak iznutra vješalicom i pojesti ga
 
(Refren)
Izgleda da je vrijeme da me opet mrzite
Počnimo, sad mi dodajte olovku
Kako da počnem i gdje sve završava?
Svijet je samo moja lopta za vježbu, vi ste svi u njoj
Rekoh, izgleda da je vrijeme da me opet mrzite
Počnimo, sad mi dodajte olovku
Kako da počnem i gdje sve završava?
Moja lopta za vježbu, vi ste u mojoj lopti za vježbu, prijatelji
 
(Druga kitica)
Idemo, sve moje kurve sa Zapadne obale
Stavite balon u pičku, prdnite kroz nju pa ga napušite
Čovječe, mislim da je upravo prevršio mjeru, zasigurno
Zato bolje promjenite stanicu da se zaštitite od povraćanja
Čovječe, sve ste to već vidjeli, previše vam je poznato
Na podu je penis s dva jaja pa znate tko je to učinio
Znaš da ti ne smeta, curo, ne pravi se - o ne, nisi
Da ne silujem sve članice Pussycat Dolls*? Nicole*, šališ se?
Popišat ću se po Rihanni, vidiš, stari, radim što ja želim
Poprskam parfem po sauni, zalijepim Madonnu super-ljepilom
Na vrećastu fotelju, preklopim je napola pa sjednem na nju
Zamislite sliku tog čovjeka, tko bi pomislio da bih ja
Ikad mogao biti tako nemilosrdan kreten koji se žestoko osvećuje
Ali koka je tako stara da izgleda kao da je nadživjela doživotnu
Nikad nisam namjeravo učiniti ovu rimu tako uvredljivom
Ali da vi niste stalno u obrambenoj fazi ne bi to ni bila, tako ste osjetljivi!
 
(Refren)
 
(Treća kitica)
Stavljam Christophera Reevea* na monocikl s nogarom
Podignem ga i gurnem ga i odvedem ga točno u živo blato
Evo ti, treba li ti ruka, veliki čovječe? Prihvati ovu granu
S obje ruke*, čovječe, oni ne razumiju da sam ja samo bolesnik
Sad su svi ljuti na mene - kao da sam ja kriv
Što se njegovo ime rimuje s toliko različitih riječi, Isuse!
Zato, još jedan zadnji put, gosp. Christopher Reeve
Zar nećete to prelomiti i odrepati nešto, molim Vas?
"Eminem, dolazim da te ubijem (*šmrkanje*)
Uvijek sam te mrzio i još te mrzim
Nikad nećeš biti u mojoj koži, u mom kostimu Supermana (*šmrkanje")
Uopće ti ne pristaje, ljudi te ne osjećaju
Predaleko si otišao s ovim (*šmrkanje*)
Tko ti misliš da si? Možeš mi objesiti odijelo u ormaru
Svaki dan mrzim te sve više, odbaci papir
Idemo plesati breakdance ako misliš da si opak"
 
(Refren)
 
(Outro)
Svijet je moj! (svijet je moj)
 
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