I remember school desk seat, I'm still in love with it,
I remember there is a poet Homer, I remember R and Pi
I'll remember it no matter what may come.
It's so cool, it came in handy in my life.
I remember: girls are sitting, quietly the pens are creaking,
All of them writing to each other different notes
And physics teacher what a bitch, busy with her body image,
And me and my pal are sitting and eating toffees.
How people live in USA, how much rams drinking water in a day-
Is taught in school, is taught in school, is taught in school.
How to bomb the Chinese, how to drown a puppy with ease-
Is taught in school, is taught in school, is taught in school.
I was a troechnick, (a looser) and often skip the school,
And sometimes simply riding on the tram .
A dirty slob use to sell me pirozhki for ten kop.,
How I manage to survive- I don't understand.
I didn't become a pioneer, I was late for 3 lessons or near,
In the sixth grade someone tied the pioneer tie on me for fun.
So, I live normally, like all, forgot to to join komsomol,
Later commissars in the army gave me a run for my money.
To love Motherland of cause, drinking the beer near kiosk-
Is taught in school, is taught in school, is taught in school.
To split the bottle on 3 parts, to stop a tank with your ass-
Is taught in school, is taught in school, is taught in school.
As now I remember cry:" Ilyich dear, he has died!"
The language teacher wailed with a vile howl.
She were a hypocrite and taunted us up to shit.
As soon as we remember that- we swear really bad.
Another matter-teacher of the art- he was a good old fart.
We both suffer from stomach ulcers- because of nerves.
Sport teacher was a drunk, touched the girls at every chance
Until quietly we gave him something he deserves.
To read Pushkin's fairy tales and for Brezhnev wail-
Is taught in school, is taught in school, is taught in school.
In the park sweep leaves away and how spinning bottle to play-
Is taught in school, is taught in school, is taught in school.
And I say, my friend, stuck in the 5th grade to no end.
He was selling with profit his sister things, perfumes
And now he is a man, and frying meat like an Uzbek
And loughs with pure Russian alcoholic fumes.
And another friend, of cause, was simply biggest fan of girls,
How many schoolgirls he touched in the dark corridor
He didn't finished institute, played the guitar, but not so good,
And now sucking on a biggest paw.
To know nothing about sex, with girlfriend did it in my pants,
Is taught in school, is taught in school, is taught in school.
How to slave for 3 shifts so you can suddenly become rich.
Is taught in school, is taught in school, is taught in school.
Our class teacher is a snake, wanted to throw me away,
Thank God, the lady principal was a bliss.
I was terribly restless soul, and trouble for them all-
I'll tell you , if I live long enough till benefice.
What I'll tell you teachers, please : don't get angry with me-
I've become a very decent man.
Now there are plenty like I'm, don't scold for nothing them,
Otherwise, soon you'll be sorry about that.
Now there are plenty like I'm, don't scold for nothing them,
Otherwise, soon you'll be sorry about that.
Now there are plenty like I'm, don't scold for nothing them,
Otherwise, soon you'll be sorry about that.
Anatoli Trojanowski