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The Dog

My cousin's friend's grandmother's dog-og is really too dumb
My cousin's friend's grandmother's dog-og is really too dumb
His brain is smaller than a grape seed and he's losing his mind
I often go at my cousin's friend's grandmother's house
Cause my cousin's friend's grandmother... mmm... is my chick hahaha
 
Why no, it's a joke. I'm going over there for work,
Although that being said I think she's hitting on me.
Because when she says hello, she always kisses me so close to the mouth
She's always just out of the shower when I arrive,
When you see her face, you'd think she was born before the big bang
And I'm like "she's crazy!" when she sticks out her tongue.
 
I was talking about, about, about... the dog ?
From the ground floor to the first-floor,
I spent my days cleaning the house
I wouldn't complain, it pays well
If it weren't for this stupid-ass animal
That goes "woof woof" drooling on the carpet
I would love to slap him until his head popped off
But I gotta be careful, cause the grandma is in search
of having her eassy puten.
Eassy puten, what does it mean :
Right, so when you make love, there are different positions
On top, under, lying, standing or doggy-style
Men often enjoy a good fellatio
Eassy puten is for women and it means : Pussy eaten.
 
I was talking about, about, about... the pussy... no, bout the dog rohhhh...
woof woof...
etc.
 
Mister commissaire*, I know, I realize,
All is not very very clear in my story
Hard for me to draw you a picture
And yet I swear to you, I am a murderer
I stuffed the mutt in the microwave,
Massacred with a stick the little old lady
Everybody would have acted the same
Anybody would have done the same thing
On one hand "woof woof", [le gogol tard]*
On the other, a pack of wrinkles that wouldn't accept her menopause
Late late late late at night last night, I understood
That my problem had one cause :
 
The oppressive existence of both these individuals
The agressive presence, I wanted justice to be done for me
And with both of their body , I made some sausages,
As there are some of them left, if you wanna taste,
Tomorrow I'm making a snack, at 6 am at dawn,
And both of us will be able to, will do justice, with sausages !
 
As there are some of them left, if you wanna taste,
Justice with sausages !
 
And both of us will be able to, will do, will be able to, will do
 
Justaïce avec des saussaïsses**
 
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