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With a 'h'
With a 'h' I write your name
With a 'h' like in 'butcher'1
It's a big 'L', a big love
You're a big2 lump, yes forever mine.
With a 't' I write your name,
With a refreshing 't'3
That quenches the thirst and makes you stronger4
and stronger means thicker5
With a 'p' I write your name,
With a 'p' like, err.., a fart6
With a 'h' that's quite tired
Oh yes, an Ashkenazi Jew7
Singing la la la
...... Lo
...ve with a capital 'A'
This is the song I wrote, I wrote for you
Love with a big Lum...err.. a big 'L'8
This is for you
With the 'x' I write your name
With the X9 you can earn a fat living
This is a big 'd', like in Eugénie10
This is a beautiful 'b', here's to Louison always11
With a 'g' I write your name,
With a gee up, giddy up!12
This is a beautiful 'm', a bohemian poem13
that I wrote for you the other day when I was loveshick14
Singing la la la
...... Lo
...ve with a capital 'A'
This is the song I wrote, I wrote for you
Love with a big Lum...err.. a big 'L'
This is for you
With a 'g' I write your name
With a 'g', gee I feel good
With all these letters I wite your name
On my schoolbag that goes HHTPKHJHGV... That's swedish...!!!
[That means kangaroo in Swedish ! That means, err... Kangaroo and at the same time it's... It's a lucky charm, like ! A bit like in 'moped', but not quite the same... Because it's not 'moped'...]
With a 'a' I write your name
With a 'A' like a learner15...
- 1. lit. "lumberjack", but the point is having a 'h' somewhere
- 2. "grand A" (capital 'A') sounds exactly like "grand tas" (big fatty)
- 3. 't' sounds like "thé" (tea), fortunately (for me at least) that works in English too
- 4. "désaltère" (refreshes) sounds like "des altères" (some dumbbells)
- 5. I see no pun there, just a way to end in 'p'
- 6. 'p' sounds like 'pet' (fart)
- 7. atrocious pun on "h qu'est naze" (an 'h' that is dead tired) and Ashkénaze
- 8. same pun as before, that can sound like "making love to a big fatty"
- 9. porn
- 10. Eugénie Grandet is a famous Balzac novel, and "grand 'd''" sounds just like Grandet
- 11. Louison Bobet was a famous road racing cyclist of the 50's. This is a wink to the indie band Ludwig von 88, which wrote a famous song about him
- 12. translated pun!
- 13. pronunciations of "bohème"/"poème" only differ by the 1st consonant
- 14. another intentionally wrong consonant ("balade" instead of "malade")
- 15. In France you must put a sticker with a big red 'A' on the back of your car for the first year after you got your driver's licence
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Публикувано от Гост в(ъв)/на 2017-04-18
Добавено в отговор на заявка, направена от Azura
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1. | L'amour à la française |
2. | Mon père était tellement de gauche |
3. | La sécurité de l'emploi |
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