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    Презерватив 2 → превод на английски

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Презерватив 2

Я наиважнейший в мире препарат,
Я дефицит и мне каждый рад,
Ты ширять со мною можешь наугад,
В любую дырку вперёд или взад,
Стою я недорого лишь десять коп.
Зато не пропадёшь со мной, не ляжешь в гроб,
Я спасу от триппера, от кандилом,
Тебе со мной не будет влом.
 
(REF)
Э-е-е хали-гали,
Э-е-е, е-е-е,
Э-е-е СПИД поймали
Э-е-е, на муде!
 
Ты меня натягивай на свой конец,
А не то тебе придёт кобздец,
Хоть со мной не так приятно, но зато,
Я спасу от СПИДа твоё долото.
Если мною пренебречь то быть беде-
Триппер сразу прыгнет на твои муде,
Если меня бабы будут уважать,
На аборты можно будет не бежать.
 
(REF)
 
(INTERLUDE)
 
Я могу быть и игрушкой для детей,
Так что мама с папой деньги не жалей,
Меня водой из крана можно наполнять,
На головы прохожим из окна кидать.
Если ты обрезал палец, не зевай,
Ты на палец меня смело надевай,
Меня можно также в праздник надевать,
И на демонстрации махать.
 
(REF)
 
Превод

A condom II

I am the most important medicine in the world,
I am a scarce article, everyone is happy to see me,
With me, you can poke at random
Into any cunt, back and forth.
I cost cheap, my price is as little as 10 kopecks,
But you will be healthy with me, you won't lay into a coffin,
Because I will protect you from honorrhea and condylomas,
Everything will be fine with me for you.
 
(REF)
E-e-e hali-gali,
E-e-e, e-e-e,
E-e-e, I catch the AIDS,
E-e-e, on your dick!
 
You must put me on your prick,
Otherwise it will be fucking end for you.
Yeah, with me, you will get less pleasure,
But I will protect your dick from AIDS,
If you neglect me, it will be calamity,
Because your dick will be infected by honorrhea.
If women respect me,
They won't rush for abortions.
 
(REF)
 
(INTERLUDE)
 
Also I can be a toy for children,
So, father and mother, spare no expense on me.
Your children can fill me with tap water
And drop me on the heads of passers-by out of the window,
If you cut your finger, think fast,
You can put me on your finger.
In banner day, you also can inflate me like a baloon,
And flaunt me at the demonstration.
 
(REF)
 
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BratBrat    неделя, 25/02/2018 - 17:31

A nice song, let's make some corrections:

S1L2 I am a deficite->I am a scarce article
S1L4 Into any cunt back and forth.->Into any hollow, front or rear. (the actual meaning of the line is as shown) :)
S1L5 I cost cheap->I'm cheap
S1L6 But you will be healthy with me, you won't lay into a coffin,->But with me you'll be allright, you won't ever turn your toes up, (an idiomatic expression that I hope is the most appropriate in the context)
S1L7 condyloms->condylomas
S1L8 Everything will be fine with me for you.->You'll always be fine with me.

Ref L1 hali-gali,->hully-gully
Ref L3 the AIDS->the AIDS virus (or simply "AIDS")

S2L2 Otherwise it will be fucking end for you.->Otherwise you'll get into a clusterfuck.
S2L4 your dick->your prick (just not to be tautologic)
S2L5 it will be calamity,->the fat is in the fire (a nice idiomatic rendering of the original saying)
S2L8 They won't have abortions.->They won't rush for abortions.

S3L4 from a window,->out of the window
S3L6 You can put me on your finger.->Put me on your finger offhand.
S3L8 And wag with me on the demonstration->And flaunt me at the demonstration.

:)