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Song Parodies - Black Friday

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Black Friday

Late November, there's a chill in the night air
Thanksgiving dinner's been stuffed in Tupperware
Mama's packin' up the car with chairs and blankets
Every season, the same fuckin' furor
 
Crazy bargains on almost everything
Every Walmart store, campin' outside the doors
 
Black Friday, watch the shoppers go wild
Black Friday, stealing Legos from a child
Thirst for possessions, watch America's greed
On Black Friday, you will bleed
 
Christmas shoppers make a beeline for electronics
Snatching TVs out of others' shopping carts
Mama's screamin' at a lady over Elmo1
It's fucking shameful that we let it get this far
 
So this is Christmas now? Whoa, it can't be true
Always wanting more from every department store
 
Black Friday, watch the shoppers go wild
Black Friday, racing up and down the aisles
Like a religion fueling everybody's greed
Black Friday, we all bleed
 
'Love thy neighbor' don't apply today
Smashin' crap, punchin' staff, then line up to pay
So Happy Holidays!
 
Black Friday, watch the shoppers go wild
Black Friday, stealing Legos from a child
Thirst for possessions brings humanity to its knees
Black Friday's a disease
 
Black Friday, watch the shoppers go wild
Black Friday, leaving every store defiled
Thirst for possessions brings humanity to its knees
Black Friday's a disease
 
Danke!
Von Sarah RoseSarah Rose am Mi, 22/01/2020 - 04:04 eingetragen
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