Blue Christmas
What about the parody song called The Twelve Pains of Christmas? It's a parody on The 12 days of Christmas. I know the song is not on this website yet (but it will be added by me).
Seems to fit well enough. I could also put it into my Festivus-collection, but I think it fits this one better. I'll add it to the list when you add it to the website.
As I recently learnt, the 12-days-time during the holiday season actually goes back to some heathen tradition associated with Woden that is still celebrated (in quite twisted form) in some parts of the country here in Germany (or so it said in that book from 1996 quoting books from throughout the 20th century). Hadn't even been aware of that 12-day-period before I read about that...
Removed https://lyricstranslate.com/en/ratos-de-por%C3%A3o-papai-noel-fdp-lyrics... to rather suggest it here: https://lyricstranslate.com/en/collection/anti-christmas-songs
Added a new song to the site, not sure in which collection it would fit best though...
https://lyricstranslate.com/en/cristina-things-fall-apart-lyrics.html
https://lyricstranslate.com/en/amarga-navidad-lyrics.html