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    The Mom Song/Momisms

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What I have done is: I have figured out what a mom would say in a twenty-four hour period, and I have condensed it to two minutes and fifty-five seconds. So strap on your seatbelt, here we go:
 
Get up now. Get up now.
Get up out of bed.
Wash your face. Brush your teeth.
Comb your sleepy head.
 
Here's your clothes and your shoes.
Hear the words I said?
Get up now.
Get up and make your bed.
 
Are you hot? Are you cold?
Are you wearing that?
Where's your books and your lunch
and your homework at?
 
Grab your coat and your gloves
and your scarf and hat.
Don't forget you got to feed the cat.
Eat your breakfast:
The experts tell us it's
the most important meal of all.
 
Take your vitamins so you will grow up
one day to be big and tall.
Please remember the orthodontist
will be seeing you at three today?
Don't forget your piano lesson
is this afternoon, so you must play.
 
Don't shovel. Chew slowly,
but hurry the bus is here.
Be careful.
Come back here.
Did you wash behind your ears?
 
Play outside. Don't play rough
Would you just play fair?
Be polite. Make a friend.
Don't forget to share.
Work it out. Wait your turn.
Never take a dare.
 
Get Along.
Don't make me come down there!
Clean your room. Fold your clothes.
Put your stuff away. Make your bed
 
Do it now!
Do we have all day?
Were you born in a barn?
Would you like some hay?
Can you even hear a word I say?
 
Answer the phone. Get Off the phone.
Don't sit so close.
Turn it down.
No texting at the table.
No more computer time tonight.
 
Your iPod's my iPod if you don't listen up
Where you going and with whom and what time do you think you're coming home?
Saying thank you, please, excuse me
Makes you welcome everywhere you roam.
 
You'll appreciate my wisdom
Someday when you're older and you're grown
Can't wait 'til you have a couple little children of your own.
 
You'll thank me for the counsel I gave you so willingly
But right now
I thank you NOT to roll your eyes at me.
 
Close your mouth when you chew.
Would appreciate...?
Take a bite, maybe two
of the stuff you hate.
 
Use your fork.
Do not you burp
or I'll set you straight.
 
Eat the food I put upon your plate.
Get an A. Get the door.
Don't get smart with me.
Get a Grip.
Get in here I'll count to 3.
Get a job.
Get a life.
Get a PhD.
Get a dose of...
 
I don't care who started it.
You're grounded until your 36.
Get your story straight
And tell the truth for once for heaven's sake.
And if all your friends jumped off a cliff
Would you jump too?
 
If I've said it once,
I've said at least a thousand times before that.
You're too old to act this way.
It must be your father's DNA.
 
Look at me when I am talking.
Stand up straight when you walk.
A place for everything
and everything must be in place...
Stop crying or I'll give you something real to cry about.
 
Oh!
Brush your teeth.
Wash your face.
Get your PJs on.
Get in bed.
Get a hug.
Say a prayer with Mom.
Don't forget
I love you.
**KISS**
 
And tomorrow we will do this all again
because a mom's work never ends.
 
You don't need the reason why
Because...
I said so...
 
I'm the Mom.
The mom...
Ta-da
 

 

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1.Play fair
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