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  • Bart Baker

    Shake It Off Parody

    Featuring artist: Taylor Swift
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Shake It Off Parody lyrics

I have so much fame
I'm richer than Bruce Wayne
My life is so great (Mmh, mmh)
I just can't keep a date (Mmh, mmh)
 
But it's not enough for me
To be queen of country
I need more love and acclaim (Mmh, mmh)
Because I am insane
 
I'll make pop music
That's trite, bland and useless
And use my dumb blonde cuteness
To expand my fan base to a bigger size
 
Yes this song is really lame, lame, lame, lame, lame
And this video's the same, same, same, same, same
A mess of cheerleading, twerking and ballet
Make it stop, make it stop!
 
Why does this scene look like a shitty Gap ad?
Why the hell am I dressed like an urban man?
I am clueless, who I am, am, am, am, am?
Turn it off, turn it off!
 
I date a lot of guys
And I'm always surprised
When they break up with me (Mmh, mmh)
I'm lovely, can't you see! (Mmh, mmh)
 
But the sad truth is that (the sad truth is that)
I am a physco path (am a physco path)
If you do not love me (Mmh, mmh)
I'll chop off you're testes
 
So just keep on hating
And I'll keep on making
Songs that keep on stating
That I don't care!
Which proves you care way too much!
 
I just want the whole wide world to love Tay Tay
That's why I'm desperately trying to relate
To every race by dressing up all these ways
Make it stop, make it stop!
 
I have absolutely no rhythm, it's sad
When I dance I look like a paralyzed rat
Hypnotizing you with ass so that you can't
Turn it off, turn it off!
 
Hey, hey, hey
You didn't think this god awful panting sellout
Song and video could get any worse did you?
Well guess what?
Now you have to listen, to, me, rap!
 
It's going according to plan
I'll have my revenge on the haters who hate
My new army of zombie fans will obey my commands
Kill my haters and the jerks I used to date!
 
Taylor don't you've gone insane, sane, sane, sane, sane!
Your feeble attempt to halt me is in vain
Now behold the dawning of my wicked rein
Taylor stop! Taylor stop!
 
I will damn you back to hell, hell, hell, hell, hell!
Go ahead that's were I dwell, dwell, dwell, dwell, dwell
There is nothing you can do to break my spell!
Taylor stop, Taylor stop!
 
To break your evil curse
I'll send you somewhere worse
I lord God now decree
You go back to country!
 
--VIDEO--
 
Well, well, well look who came crawling back to her country roots!
We don't tolerate around here Satanic country singer tries to go pop but they get banished back to country by the Lord.
No we don't.
This is where you belong girl.
And you ain't never leaving.
Now play that country music devil woman.
Wooooooaaaaahhh!
NOOOOOOOO!
 

 

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