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BROKKOLI (English translation)

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BROCCOLI

Alcohol is nice, it gets me in the mood
Bar fights are my purpose in life
Better than Tatort 1, along with a bottle of Korn2
Hands as shaky as the camera work in Jason Bourne
I don't need snacks, can't keep them down anyway
My wife wants sex, but I can't get it up
But I do have the finest liver damage
You're hiding in the park, while we're celebrating in the beer garden
 
Barrels on tap in the Bavarian party
Beer garden party, pour it in
It's always been this way and it'll never change
"Cannabis ain't no broccoli"3
Barrels on tap in the Bavarian party
Beer garden party, pour it in
Rejoice, oh, Christianity
We're cool and you're all just stoned
 
Blazing ain't cool, it's cool not to blaze
Hold my beer, gotta go take a leak for the eleventy-th time
Running around like that keeps me in shape
Look at what a lazy stoner you are
Two common drugs are enough, we don't need no third
Politics are stressful, to that light a cigarette
An Eisbein for lunch and a boilermaker
Five cups of coffee to that, so that this crap tastes like anything
 
Barrels on tap in the Bavarian party
Beer garden party, pour it in
It's always been this way and it'll never change
"Cannabis ain't no broccoli"3
Barrels on tap in the Bavarian party
Beer garden party, pour it in
Rejoice, oh, Christianity
We're cool and you're all just stoned
 
A crate of beer? I'll chug it down
Alcoholic cirrhosis? I'll chug it down
Another crate of beer? I'll chug it down
Can't put my beer goggles on looking at my wife, I'll just chug it down
Figures in the billions? I'll chug 'em down
Dying voters? I'll chug 'em down
Social poverty? I'll chug it down
Bribes? I'll chug 'em down
 
Barrels on tap in the Bavarian party
Beer garden party, pour it in
It's always been this way and it'll never change
"Cannabis ain't no broccoli"3
Barrels on tap in the Bavarian party
Beer garden party, pour it in
Rejoice, oh, Christianity
We're cool and you're all just stoned
 
  • 1. A classic German crime drama show that has been running for the last thirty years
  • 2. German Kornbrand (a type of liquor)
  • 3. a. b. c. frequently memed sentence made by German drug legislatory representative Daniela Ludewig, calling cannabis "not broccoli" in contrast to the issues around alcohol abuse
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Submitted by kionkion on Fri, 06/08/2021 - 00:59
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BROKKOLI

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