Anti-Christmas songs

Created by Guest on 17 Dec 2018 | Collaborator: Sciera
Anti-Christmas songs

Insulent songs for people risking diabetes from Christmas sickly-sweetness.
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If you are looking for more conventional but sad Christmas songs: https://lyricstranslate.com/en/collection/blue-christmas
If you are looking for Christmas-time songs that are not about Christmas itself: https://lyricstranslate.com/en/collection/festivus-rest-us

Translations:  Polish English
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Translations:  English Spanish
Comments
nutzernamenutzername    Wed, 19/12/2018 - 00:00

I think "Bells End" by The Darkness is a good one, it sounds like a normal innocuous Christmas song until you realise they're shouting "Bells end!" which is a lot like the insult, "bellend".

When the lead singer was interviewed he said "we managed to get bellend into a Christmas song without it getting banned! (And ringpiece!*)"

*anus

nutzernamenutzername    Wed, 19/12/2018 - 00:01

I think "Bells End" by The Darkness is a good one, it sounds like a normal innocuous Christmas song until you realise they're shouting "Bells end!" which is a lot like the insult, "bellend".

When the lead singer was interviewed he said "we managed to get bellend into a Christmas song without it getting banned! (And ringpiece!*)"

*anus

ScieraSciera    Sat, 12/01/2019 - 15:47

So, went through my Festivus-collection and would like to suggest the following songs to be add here instead:
https://lyricstranslate.com/en/wagoner-bros-hail-santa-year-zero-parody-...
https://lyricstranslate.com/en/plaag-christmas-time-birth-retarded-child...
https://lyricstranslate.com/en/woods-trees-all-i-want-kriegmas-you-lyric...
https://lyricstranslate.com/en/erl%C3%B6sung-oh-christmas-tree-lyrics.html

They all might kinda fit my collection as well, but I think they better fit your broader one.