Anti-Christmas songs

Created by Guest on 17 Dec 2018 | Collaborator: Sciera
Anti-Christmas songs

Insulent songs for people risking diabetes from Christmas sickly-sweetness.
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If you are looking for more conventional but sad Christmas songs: https://lyricstranslate.com/en/collection/blue-christmas
If you are looking for Christmas-time songs that are not about Christmas itself: https://lyricstranslate.com/en/collection/festivus-rest-us

Song language:  English

Artist:  Blink-182

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Song language:  Italian (Southern Italian dialects)

Artist:  Sunny Cola Connection

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Song language:  English

Artist:  Dropkick Murphys

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Song language:  Lombard

Artist:  Luciano Ravasio

Translations:  EnglishIPAItalianPolish

Song language:  English

Artist:  Jackson Browne

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Song language:  English

Artist:  Eric Bogle

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Song language:  Italian

Artist:  Piccola Orchestra Karasciò

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Song language:  English

Artist:  Roy Zimmerman

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Artist:  James Gordon

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Song language:  Italian

Artist:  Bruno Lauzi

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Song language:  Italian

Artist:  Francesco Guccini

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Song language:  English

Artist:  Roy Zimmerman

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Song language:  English

Artist:  Fleet Foxes

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Song language:  English

Artist:  Jefferson Pepper

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Song language:  English

Artist:  Tom Lehrer

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Song language:  Italian

Artist:  Enzo Iacchetti

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Song language:  Italian

Artist:  I Gufi

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Song language:  Italian

Artist:  Modena City Ramblers

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Song language:  English

Artist:  The Popes

Translation:  Italian

Song language:  English

Artist:  Tom Flannery & Lorne Clarke

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Song language:  Italian

Artist:  Insalata Sbagliata

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Song language:  English

Artist:  Phil Ochs

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Song language:  English

Artist:  Denis Leary

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Song language:  Italian

Artist:  Luca Carboni

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Song language:  English

Artist:  Weird Al Yankovic

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Song language:  Italian

Artist:  Zen Circus

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Song language:  English

Artist:  Ry Cooder

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Song language:  English

Artist:  Ryan Harvey

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Song language:  English

Artist:  Graham Parker

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Song language:  Italian

Artist:  Marco Chiavistrelli

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Song language:  English

Artist:  The Pogues

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Artist:  The Farm

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Song language:  Italian

Artist:  Frankie HI-NRG MC

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Artist:  Garth Brooks

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Song language:  Italian

Artist:  I Gufi

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Song language:  Italian

Artist:  Francesco De Gregori

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Song language:  English

Artist:  Roy Zimmerman

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Song language:  Italian

Artist:  Radiodervish

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Song language:  English

Artist:  Loudon Wainwright III

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Song language:  English

Artist:  Roy Zimmerman

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Song language:  English

Artist:  Band Aid

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Song language:  English

Artist:  Gerry O’Glacain

Translation:  Italian

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Artist:  Tom Robinson Band

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Artist:  Stevie Wonder

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Song language:  English

Artist:  Mickey MacConnell

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Song language:  English

Artist:  Roy Zimmerman

Translation:  Italian

Song language:  English

Artist:  Roy Zimmerman

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Song language:  Italian

Artist:  Modena City Ramblers

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Song language:  English

Artist:  Mike Harding

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Song language:  Italian

Artist:  Spaziobianco

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Song language:  Italian

Artist:  Enzo Iacchetti

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Song language:  English

Artist:  Collin Raye

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Song language:  Italian

Artist:  Lucio Dalla

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Song language:  English

Artist:  Graham Parker

Translation:  Italian

Song language:  French

Artist:  Georges Brassens

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Song language:  Italian

Artist:  Fabrizio De André

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Song language:  English

Artist:  John McCutcheon

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Song language:  German

Artist:  Erich Kästner

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Song language:  Lombard

Artist:  Luciano Ravasio

Translations:  EnglishIPAItalianPolish

Song language:  Lombard

Artist:  Vava77

Translations:  EnglishIPAItalian

Song language:  Lombard

Artist:  Vava77

Translations:  EnglishIPAItalian

Song language:  Lombard

Artist:  Dellino Farmer

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Song language:  English

Artist:  Eric Idle

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Song language:  Spanish

Artist:  Joan Manuel Serrat

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Song language:  Portuguese

Artist:  Ratos de Porão

Translations:  EnglishGerman

Song language:  Spanish

Artist:  Alvarez Guedes

Translation:  English

Song language:  English

Artist:  The Darkness

Translation:  Finnish

Song language:  English

Artist:  Weird Al Yankovic

Translation:  German

Song language:  German

Artist:  Sido

Translations:  EnglishSpanish

Song language:  German

Artist:  Blockflöte des Todes

Translation:  English

Song language:  German

Artist:  Die Roten Rosen

Translations:  EnglishItalianTurkish

Song language:  English

Artist:  Die Roten Rosen

Song language:  German

Artist:  Die Roten Rosen

Translation:  English

Song language:  German

Artist:  Die Roten Rosen

Translation:  English

Song language:  English

Artist:  Die Roten Rosen

Song languages:  German, English

Artist:  Udo Jürgens

Translations:  EnglishFrench

Song language:  English

Artist:  Miley Cyrus

Translations:  GermanGreekRomanian

Song language:  English

Artist:  Wagoner Bros.

Song language:  English

Artist:  Plaag

Song language:  English

Artist:  Woods Of Trees

Song language:  English

Artist:  Erlösung

Comments
Fool EmeritusFool Emeritus    Tue, 18/12/2018 - 12:50

So I´m guessing they are "insulent" songs because they have lots of insuline? Wink smile

nutzernamenutzername    Wed, 19/12/2018 - 00:00

I think "Bells End" by The Darkness is a good one, it sounds like a normal innocuous Christmas song until you realise they're shouting "Bells end!" which is a lot like the insult, "bellend".

When the lead singer was interviewed he said "we managed to get bellend into a Christmas song without it getting banned! (And ringpiece!*)"

*anus

nutzernamenutzername    Wed, 19/12/2018 - 00:01

I think "Bells End" by The Darkness is a good one, it sounds like a normal innocuous Christmas song until you realise they're shouting "Bells end!" which is a lot like the insult, "bellend".

When the lead singer was interviewed he said "we managed to get bellend into a Christmas song without it getting banned! (And ringpiece!*)"

*anus

ScieraSciera    Sat, 12/01/2019 - 15:47

So, went through my Festivus-collection and would like to suggest the following songs to be add here instead:
https://lyricstranslate.com/en/wagoner-bros-hail-santa-year-zero-parody-...
https://lyricstranslate.com/en/plaag-christmas-time-birth-retarded-child...
https://lyricstranslate.com/en/woods-trees-all-i-want-kriegmas-you-lyric...
https://lyricstranslate.com/en/erl%C3%B6sung-oh-christmas-tree-lyrics.html

They all might kinda fit my collection as well, but I think they better fit your broader one.