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Original lyrics
Самые Лучшие Тачки
Мы на тачку с корешем копили целый год,
И вот мы, наконец, сорвались на автозавод,
Мы лихо купили, поехали назад,
Я торчу и мой кореш наверно тоже рад.
Вдруг на трассе блин стоп, какой в натуре «стоп»?
Нас с приятелем придётся цеплять за форкон,
Полопались цилиндры, накрылся барабан,
А также карбюратор выдохся и отлетел кардан!
С корешем капот мы приокрыли,
Рты мы пораскрыли и глаза закрыли,
Потому что шланги все отлетели, блин!
Корпус и коллекторы полопались и сгнили!
(REF)
А «двойки», «восьмёрки», «тройки» и «девятки»
самые лучшие тачки!
«Двойки», «восьмёрки», «тройки» и «девятки»
самые лучшие тачки!
А мимо ехали «саабы», ехали «ниссаны»,
«мерсы», «форды», «Опели», «тираны»,
джип пролетел, поднимая пыль,
Фирменный джип просвистел — только видели его.
«Кадиллак», «Астон», «Мартин», «Фукан», «Ситроен»,
«Шкода», «Хонда», «Рено», «Дэу», «Фольксваген»,
«Мицубиси», «Мазда», «Ровер-джип», потом «Тайота»,
«Дэу»-джип и «Экслендровер».
Все проезжали и не тормозили!
Чёрт, все они плевали на нас,
Мы в грязи я и ты мы крутили болты,
Я и ты поотбивали все пальцы.
(REF)
Мы с кентом — замёрзли, влезая под капот,
Мой дружок в движке закопался, идиот,
Он орёт, ворчит на асфальте ключи,
Вот наступила ночь и сова нам кричит:
— Зачем вы взяли эту тачку дети
Ведь она гнилее всех тачек на свете!
Лучше бы вы взяли старинную фирму!
Мы взяли дерьмо отчего и почему?!
Мы торчим, мы кричим и есть от чего,
Мы конкретно лоханулись на покупке дорогой,
Мы сядем в машину и весело споём:
«Берите граждане отечественные тачки!»
(REF)(4x)
Submitted by SaintMark on 2017-05-29
Translation
The best cars
During the year, I and my friend were saving up to buy a car,
Finally, we went to the "AutoVAZ" car factory,
We dashingly bought the car, we started our way home,
I was excited. Maybe, my friend also was glad.
Shit, suddenly our car stopped on the way. Oh, why did it stop? 1
We'll have to look for somebody to take our car in tow,
The cylinders burst, the brake drum broke down,
The carburetor exhausted, and the driveshaft fell off!
Having opened the hood,
We opened our mouths and closed our eyes,
Because all hoses fell off, shit!
The car body and manifolds burst and rotted from the corrosion!
(REF)
Are the best cars!
Lada 2102, Lada 2108, Lada 2103, and Lada 2109
Are the best cars!
Saabs, Nissans, Mercedeses, Fords, Opels,
Terranos were passing by us. Kicking up dust, a Jeep raced here.
The prestigious Jeep whistled so fast, we didn't even have time to see it.
A Cadillac, an Aston-Martin, a Fukang, a Citroën,
Škoda, Honda, Renault, Daewoo, Volkswagen,
Mitsubishi, Mazda, Rover SUV,
Later a Toyota, a Daewoo SUV, and a Land Rover drove here.
They all went by us and didn't stop!
Shit, they all didn't care about us,
We were dirty, me and you, we were screwing bolts,
Me and you beat off all our fingers!
(REF)
Working under the hood, we froze,
My friend, idiot, tired from repairing the engine,
He screams and grunts, the tools lie on the asphalt.
Now the night has come, an owl cries us:
"My kids, why did you buy this car?
This car is the most rotten among all cars in the World!
It would be better if you bought an old second-hand foreign car!"
Why and for what reason did we buy this bullshit?!
We are staying here, we are crying here, and there's a definite reason,
We got scammed like fools making this expensive purchase,
We will sit in the car and joyfully sing:
"People, buy home-made cars!"
(REF) (x4)
- 1. This song tells about low quality of many Russian cars in the 1990s.
- 2. Lada 2102 is Soviet rear-wheel drive five-door station wagon created on the basis of Italian Fiat-124 Familiare car. This cars were produced from 1970 to 1985.
- 3. Lada 2108 is Soviet and Russian front-wheel drive three-doors hatchback. This cars were produced from 1984 to 2003 in Russia and from 2003 to 2014 in Ukraine.
- 4. Lada 2103 is Soviet rear-wheel drive four-door sedan created on the basis of Italian Fiat-125 car. This cars were produced from 1972 to 1984.
- 5. Lada 2109 is Soviet and Russian front-wheel drive five-doors hatchback created on the basis of Lada 2108. This cars were produced from 1984 to 2004 in Russia, from 2004 to 2011 in Ukraine, from 1991 to 1996 in Belgium, from 1995 to 1998 in Finland.
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Submitted by Guest on 2018-03-21
Added in reply to request by Josip Broz Tito
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Comments
Не форкон, а фаркоп. Фаркоп - выступ у автомобиля или э\д вагона для сцепки.
Russia is waging a disgraceful war on Ukraine. Stand With Ukraine!
A bit of proofreading :)
S1L3 "famously" in not an appropriate word here, because it's applicable to some statements recklessly made in public by celebrities, or something alike. Here "лихо" means "in a brave and quick manner", so "smartly" or "dashingly" would probably match. Also "we came back" is not what is said. There should be "we started our way home", or simply "we hit the road".
S2L2 Someone will have to hook our car with the hitch,->We'll have to look for somebody to take our car in tow (your translation has a bit perverse sense)
S5L2 Picking up dust->Kicking up dust
S6L1 The Cadillac, Aston-Martin, Citroën Fukang,->A Cadillac, an Aston-Martin, a Fukang, a Citroën, (in such a long enumeration you can drop the subsequent articles, but you should use a few in the very start.
S6L3 Rover-Jeep,->a Rover SUV, ("Jeep" is used in Russian to name various off-road vehicles, as you may know)
S6L4 Later Toyota, Daewoo-Jeep, and Land Rover->Later a Toyota, a Daewoo SUV, and a Land Rover
S7L3 screwing the bolts->screwing bolts
S9L2 tired from repairing of the engine,->tired from repairing the engine, (the gerund here ;) )
S9L3 the tools lies -> the tools lie
S9L6 This car is the most rotten then all cars in the World!->This car is the most rotten among all cars in the World! (or simply "This is the world's most rotten car!/That's the most rotten car on earth!")
S10L1 Why and from what did we buy this bullshit?!->Why and for what reason did we buy this bullshit?!
S10L2 We are staying here, we are crying here,->We are staying here, we are crying here, and there's a definite reason
S10L3 Because we were wrong like fools from this expensive purchase,->We got scammed like fools making this expensive purchase,
S10L5 "People, buy domestic cars!"-> "People, buy home-made cars!" (I think that would be better because "home-made" can mean both "not imported" and "shoddy".
Footnotes:
This cars was produced->These cars were produced ;)