Grand-mère (English translation)

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English translation

Grandma

Grandma, grandma,
I love when you tell me stories.
Grandma, grandma,
Yes, especially those of when you have slipped on the sidewalk.
 
And yes grandma, this tea is very good.
And no, it doesn't bother me when you take out your dentures.
What makes me a little bit uncomfortable,
It is this, grandma, when you are pissing on your chair.
 
I said nothing when you mistook me as the gardener.
I pretended not to hear you fart.
But here it's disgusting, really.
Grandma, I believe it is time.
 
It is time for you to die grandma.
Grandma, it is time.
We will go to the notary
And after you die.
 
Grandma, we were tired of changing your sheets,
Tired also, of changing you.
We can no longer pick you up from the bed.
You know, grandma, we also are living.
 
Not only that, we have to fix your bullshit,
When you put your cat into the laundry.
It is always a pain to pick you up at the terminal
Apologizing when you forget to go on the bus.
 
Ah, for the big speech, you're not the last:
There are too many poor kids, there isn't enough room on Earth.
Beginning with leaving yours, It's been 102 years that you've been here.
We, we are ready, we have the coffin, we are waiting for you.
 
It is time for you to die grandma.
Grandma, it is time.
We will go to the notary
And after you die.
 
Submitted by TaeRoarTaeRoar on Sun, 17/04/2016 - 23:48
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matthieu.nirplachematthieu.nirplache    Mon, 11/02/2019 - 11:56

hello, just a little mistake, in that sense "s'oublier" is slang "have an accident" like the babys, granny have an accident in the bus;) but good translation