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George Carlin - The Hair Piece

  • Artist: George Carlin
  • Album: FM & AM [1972]
English
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The Hair Piece

I'm aware some stare at my hair
In fact, to be fair
some really despair of my hair
But I don't care
'cause they're not aware
nor are they debonair
In fact, they're just square
They see hair down to there
say "beware" and go off on a tear
I say "No fair"
A head that's bare is really nowhere
So be like a bear
Be fair with your hair
Show it you care
Wear it to there, or to there,
or to THERE if you dare
My wife bought some hair at a fair
to use as a spare
Did I care? Au contraire!
Spare hair is fair
In fact, hair can be rare
Fred Astaire got no hair
nor does a chair
or a chocolate eclair
And where is the hair on a pear?
Nowhere, mon frere
Now that I've shared this affair of the hair
I think I'll repair to my lair
and use Nair, do you care?
 
Submitted by SchnurrbratSchnurrbrat on Sat, 05/10/2019 - 18:03
Submitter's comments:

A complete routine is there: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_9AVGJxZmc

Thanks!thanked 2 times

 

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BlackSea4everBlackSea4ever    Thu, 10/10/2019 - 00:43

Fantastic! Leave it to George Carlin to cut through. I'm seriously considering that my long hair has to go against the objections of some. This might have cemented my decision. Lol.

silencedsilenced    Thu, 10/10/2019 - 00:47

He had to borrow a few rhymes from us, but he put them to good use.

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