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[@Lunky]: I'm sorry the 69 position doesn't exist anymore. It's the part of the history. Now it's called 96.
Masha, I guess you wanted to write "lose" or maybe "looose".
Yeah, I lost one "O" in translation
Deanna, I didn't get what a wrong conclusions you had meant. There are many parallels between the Polish government and the Islamic State. The only difference is the religion, which in both cases is the only thing they care about.
I guess I was not successful - I was attempting to make a joke that blowjob and business loss went one after another. Never mind me.
Yes, you are correct and the worst part is that religion is the means of control rather than true faith.
Exactly, and that's not the reason why we need a government. Anyway in Poland we have the same problem as in Spain, US and A (
) and most of the countries in the world - there's no one to choose from. We miss normal politicians. In Poland the only thing the opposition can propose is to get rid of PiS. During so called Arabian Spring I asked one African what was really going on. His explanation made me laugh, but it was true: Another one wants to steal and rob, so the old "ladron" has to be overthrown.
And when I say a dirty joke, they send me to a sandbox или во благо 😂
Problem is that rulers are rarely driven by altruism or any desire to serve people. Idealists are laughed at. Greedy self serving bastards are rewarded. The worst part, the alternative facts [known to us all as propaganda] is what’s fed to the masses which produces [also known to us] herd immunity to face the truth.
Let’s go back to joking, no?
Холмс — Ватсону: — Кого-то скоро убьют в нашем тихом районе. — Как вы узнали, Холмс? — Есть старая добрая английская примета: когда приезжает мисс Марпл, кого-то скоро замочат.
Mary had a little skirt, that was split right up the side,
and when she walked along the street, you could see her luscious thighs,
Mary had another skirt, that was split right up the front,
but she never wore that one....
... and, guess you, because of — what?
I'll leave that to your imagination.
There's little space for imagination, because the synonymic answer still rhymes...
A rabbi and a priest are going for a walk. It's hot and they're sweating. The rabbi suggestes a dip in the water. The priest doesn't want to because they've got no swimwear with them. Finally the rabbi convinced the priest. After they cooled down they get out of the water. Before they can get dressed some people pass by. The rabbi covers his face, the priest his crotch. The priest asks the rabbi why he had covered his face with his hands. He answered: "Well, people know me by my face."
The ship stuck in the Suez should be named in honor of Mitch McConnell: It's big, full of crap, and obstructing everything in its path.
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