Jokes/Aνέκδοτα

Masha, I guess you wanted to write "lose" or maybe "looose".

Deanna, I didn't get what a wrong conclusions you had meant. There are many parallels between the Polish government and the Islamic State. The only difference is the religion, which in both cases is the only thing they care about.

Exactly, and that's not the reason why we need a government. Anyway in Poland we have the same problem as in Spain, US and A ( ) and most of the countries in the world - there's no one to choose from. We miss normal politicians. In Poland the only thing the opposition can propose is to get rid of PiS. During so called Arabian Spring I asked one African what was really going on. His explanation made me laugh, but it was true: Another one wants to steal and rob, so the old "ladron" has to be overthrown.

Problem is that rulers are rarely driven by altruism or any desire to serve people. Idealists are laughed at. Greedy self serving bastards are rewarded. The worst part, the alternative facts [known to us all as propaganda] is what’s fed to the masses which produces [also known to us] herd immunity to face the truth.

Let’s go back to joking, no?

Mary had a little skirt, that was split right up the side,
and when she walked along the street, you could see her luscious thighs,
Mary had another skirt, that was split right up the front,
but she never wore that one....

I'll leave that to your imagination.

A rabbi and a priest are going for a walk. It's hot and they're sweating. The rabbi suggestes a dip in the water. The priest doesn't want to because they've got no swimwear with them. Finally the rabbi convinced the priest. After they cooled down they get out of the water. Before they can get dressed some people pass by. The rabbi covers his face, the priest his crotch. The priest asks the rabbi why he had covered his face with his hands. He answered: "Well, people know me by my face."