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Soccer

It was clear to me early on
My mind is not quite right
I was immune against every therapy
My parents asked anxiously
"Will this boy ever become a man?"
But the doctor said: "I can do nothing for you"
 
They call me:
"Somewhat strange freak"
People whisper and avoid me
I don't fit into the picture
Fit into no uniform
Because I have improper thoughts:
 
I'm just not interested in soccer
I never understood what this was all about
I'm just not interested in soccer
I think this sport is primitive and simply awful
 
Every soccer audience
Bellows itself into delirium
They drink canned beer and warm Aquavit
Everyone loves this game
But I see no aim in it
I'm sorry, I just think it's stupid
 
I don't think that
Sayings like "The ball is round"
"Referee out, you suck!" are poetically inspired
And if a team achieved a victory
The fans go crazy
Though they haven't even been involved at all
 
Seems like I do not understand a thing about soccer
I never understood what this was all about
I'm just not interested in soccer
I think this sport is primitive and simply awful
 
Players run accross the field
Get a lot of money
They haven't even studied anything
Red card, offside, foul
Then all the cries in the stadium
I never understood what the turmoil was all about
 
If Bayern Munich loses
Or Stuttgart embaresses itself
Because the stricker misses all the goal chances
If Werder Bremen is in the Champions League
Wolfsburg losts its game once again
Is it my fault that I am not interested in all of this?
 
I'm just not interested in soccer
The whole histeria seems needless to me
Oh how I hate it, this culf about soccer
Those who are so fascinated by the game are not right in their mind - but
I give you one more chance, maybe you'll see it as well
Hopefully you'll see it as well
 
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Fußball

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