Garfunkel and Oates - Gay Boyfriend

  • Artist: Garfunkel and Oates
  • Album: All Over Your Face
  • Translations: Russian
English
A A

Gay Boyfriend

Got a man, call him my boyfriend,
think I've fallen in love
The only man that gives me the things
that I am worthy of
Hugs me and holds me, kisses me softly,
calls me back right away
He communicates his feelings to me
and cares what I have to say
He says
 
"Baby, I love you, baby, I need you
Never gonna let you go"
 
Writes me love notes, takes me shopping
and to Broadway shows
Talk to him like he is a girlfriend,
slumber party every night
I've never been so happy before,
he's almost Mr. Right
But I think he's hot and I think he's sweet
And I think he's gay and I think he's neat
Okay, okay, so my boyfriend's gay
But what does it matter anyway?
 
He hasn't come out of the closet yet
Till then, I'll take all that I can get
 
(Two, three, four)
 
He doesn't think I know
But I know, I know, I've always known
He doesn't think it shows
But it shows, for sure, it's always shown
You might think it's a little sad
But he's the best lover that I've ever had
 
At night, when we're lying in bed
He's not hard, it's okay, 'cause he gives me head
Like my mom always said
"It takes more than a pound to be good in bed"
You don't know the meaning of "rock your world"
Till you've been with a guy who thinks like a girl
 
(Five, six, seven, eight)
 
He lies and says he's on meds, that's why he's never stiff
When I ask if he's not into me, he always says, "As if!"
But the way he makes up for his shortcomings
just could not be finer
'Cause my new best friend is his tongue
and his is my vagin-er1
He reappears from under the covers,
looking like he's been to war
He's drenched in sweat, he catches his breath,
and then he heads back down for more
Afterwards, he's never tired, he just want to talk
And cuddles me until I sleep,
then he takes his dog for a walk
 
Someday he'll come out
and I'll be happy for him when he does
And I know I'll be sad and I'll be thinking of what was
Someday this fairytale will come to an end
'Cause his fairy-tail will find a like-minded friend
 
But he doesn't think I know
But I know, I know, I've always known
If he doesn't think it shows
But it shows, for sure, it's always shown
You don't need no penetration
When you got a good dose of overcompensation
 
At night, when we're lying in bed
He's not hard, it's okay, 'cause he gives me head
Like my mom always said
"It takes more than a pound to be good in bed"
You don't know the meaning of slot machine
Till you've been with a king who thinks like a queen
 
I know it's not forever, but that's okay
'Cause I'm his girlfriend, and he's my gay...
 
  • 1. intentional mispronounciation of "vagina"
Submitted by QuestionfinderQuestionfinder on Tue, 24/11/2015 - 22:27
Thanks!

 

Advertisements
Video
Translations of "Gay Boyfriend"
Garfunkel and Oates: Top 3
Collections with "Gay Boyfriend"
Idioms from "Gay Boyfriend"
Comments
Advertisements
Read about music throughout history