hello sexy pants (French translation)


hello sexy pants

Hello, hello, sexy pants
Hello, hello, hello, sexy pants
Where'd you get those pants?
Where'd you get those pants?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello
I wanna know why it hurts so bad
Hello sexy pants
Did ya know that I like your pants?
I'd like to take a walk with you
Through the hills of France
And it's easy as 1, 2
It's a 1, 2 dance
You can make a wish come true
In your 1, 2 pants
But down in Congress
All the boys get mad
Hello let's be friends
Take a friendly chance
And go all around the world
In a friendly stance
Then go to Pyongyang
And shake some hands
Every day it's such a lovely day
To wake up in the morning
And everywhere
Somebody lonely is still feeling blue
At the clothing store
Nobody tells you
That the whole world is changing
At the grocery store
Someone will tell you
That what changed is you
Hello sexy lamp
"Oh, that's a sexy lamp."
You can light the whole darn sky
At 2 AM
Way down in Congress
The lights go black
Simon says
"I can't remember anything I've been doing, or anything I remember"
I don't care
As long as we find out
What we're supposed to do
Hello, Simon Says
"Let me sign your checks"
Submitted by Pinchface on Wed, 04/07/2018 - 16:38
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French translation

Salut belle plante

Salut belle plante1
avec ton pantalon sexy.
Où tu l'as trouvé, ce pantalon ?
Où tu l'as trouvé, ce pantalon ?
Je veux savoir pourquoi ça fait si mal.
Salut belle plante.
Tu sais qu'il me plaît, ton pantalon?
Je voudrais qu'on aille se balader
dans les collines de France.
Et c'est simple comme bonjour.
Une danse à deux pas.
Tu peux exaucer un vœu
dans ton pantalon tout simple.
Mais là-bas au congrès
tous les gars s'énervent.
Salut, et si on était amis ?
Prenons le risque d'être amicaux
et allons faire le tour du monde
avec une attitude amicale.
Et puis allons serrer
quelques mains à Pyongyang.
Tous les jours sont merveilleux
du simple fait de se réveiller le matin.
Et pourtant on trouve encore partout
des gens qui se sentent seuls et ont le cafard.
Dans les magasins de fringues
on ne nous dit pas
que le monde entier est en train de changer.
A l'épicerie
on te dira
que c'est toi qui as changé.
Salut belle lampe
« Oh, qu'elle est sexy, cette lampe ! »
On peut carrément éclairer le ciel entier
à 2 heures du matin.
Là-bas au congrès
les lumières s'éteignent.
Jacques a dit :
« Je ne me souviens de rien de ce que j'ai fait, ni même de mes souvenirs »
Ça m'est égal
du moment qu'on trouve
ce qu'on est censés faire.
Salut. Jacques a dit :
« Laisse-moi signer tes chèques »
  • 1. "sexy pants" ça veut dire "pantalon sexy" mais ça désigne aussi une fille avec qui on a envie de coucher, à cause de l'expression "get in sb's pants" ("entrer dans le pantalon de qqun")
Submitted by Guest on Thu, 05/07/2018 - 01:49
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What the heck was that?!?

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petit élève    Thu, 05/07/2018 - 01:54

I probably missed the point of this song. What do you make of it, [@Gavin]?

altermetax    Thu, 05/07/2018 - 02:15

Don't even try ahah, that Bill Wurtz is famous for nonsensical stuff xD
In this song in particular there may be something hidden about North Korea and Trump, though

petit élève    Thu, 05/07/2018 - 02:21

Well yes, there is a clear allusion to that. It's the rest of the song I'm having problems with Regular smile
Or is that supposed to represent the derailed trains of thought of Mr Trump?

altermetax    Thu, 05/07/2018 - 02:27

There are ancient legends about people trying to understand the majesty of the art coming from the mind of the master Bill Wurtz, so many are said to have died during such quest.

petit élève    Thu, 05/07/2018 - 02:28

Oh well, curiosity and the cat...

altermetax    Thu, 05/07/2018 - 02:34

Even that proverb comes from such legends.

petit élève    Thu, 05/07/2018 - 02:53

Meow! Regular smile

Gavin    Thu, 05/07/2018 - 10:12

Yes, after careful consideration I think it might be an imagined glimpse into Trump's child-like brain. Wink smile

petit élève    Thu, 05/07/2018 - 10:18

Haha I wouldn't spend a minute in this guy's brains to save the world (well ok maybe I would, but it'd better be worth the pain), but I suppose the inside of his head might be full of pussies to grab and puzzled questions.

Gavin    Thu, 05/07/2018 - 11:08

Yes, given that opportunity I think you'd have to take one for the team. Could possibly invite a choice selection of world leaders/plunderers over before sharing out the Kool-Aid. Or maybe work within the system to try and steer the world back towards the light. Both good Wink smile

ps Sheffield has the right idea. Wink smile

Gavin    Thu, 05/07/2018 - 08:35

Haha I know this guy - his History of the world is kind of genius.

This one is maybe not too deep, possibly just an updating of the B52s 'Hot Pants Explosion' Wink smile

petit élève    Thu, 05/07/2018 - 09:00

I just watched it. It's quite good indeed.

Anna Gottfried    Thu, 05/07/2018 - 10:32

Such type of communication (in song) is often used among jung people of Russia. Perhaps, that's why I've paid attention to it.

I don't know details of Bill Wurtz' s biography and explain only from the point of my naitive language.

sandring    Thu, 05/07/2018 - 11:21

Sorry to disappoint you, guys, but this fella is getting at France, its women and its laid-back way of life. He sings of the tackiest illusions about this country:
1/ French women are foxy ladies in fine satin lingerie. "Sexy pants" is an allusion to cancan knickerbockers one could see in suggestive pictures of 19th century

2/ French women don't make much of having sex with a stranger "And it's easy as 1, 2, It's a 1, 2 dance"

3/ A (French) woman is good only for sex. "Sex Lamp Test" https://fanlore.org/wiki/Sexy_Lamp_Test So Bill opts for saving the world by sending French women to North Korea where its leaders melt to them and give up on their nuclear weapons instead of listening to those mad good for nothing guys in the Congress on the Capital Hill.

4/ Simon says = Such are the rules of the game. So Bill's rules say French joys are expensive and must be paid for. ""Let me sign your checks"

At least now the French know what an average American asshole makes of their country. Regular smile

Anna Gottfried    Thu, 05/07/2018 - 11:49

Thank you. I've considered this song as a kind of harmless flirting.
Errare humanum est Regular smile

Gavin    Thu, 05/07/2018 - 12:47

I think you are onto something there! But I don't think it represents Bill's views; I still think he's singing it from a Trump viewpoint. He could even have been inspired by Trump's excruciating meeting with Macron where told his wife "You know, you're in such great shape... beautiful". Maybe he's imagining Donald and Brigitte running through the hills of France. *shudder*
I think that's more likely as Bill Wurtz is rather too clever to be a typical American Asshole. But he can sure play one Regular smile

petit élève    Thu, 05/07/2018 - 14:08

I bow to your knowledge of American subculture Regular smile

Gavin    Thu, 05/07/2018 - 15:20

I kind of love that the deep complex seeming songs sometimes require little analysis while this seemingly simplistic song about sexy underwear can have such hidden depths. I think Bill would be proud Regular smile

altermetax    Thu, 05/07/2018 - 15:43

It would be wonderful if he saw this Teeth smile