because you touch yourself at night
Meanings of "because you touch ..."
English
Used to deflect a request for a reason.
E.g: 2000, Family Guy, "Wasted Talent":
Young Peter: Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Museum Guide: Because you touch yourself at night.
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