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because you touch yourself at night

Submitted by AussieMinecrafter on 2022-10-02

Meanings of "because you touch ..."

English

Used to deflect a request for a reason.

E.g: 2000, Family Guy, "Wasted Talent":
Young Peter: Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Museum Guide: Because you touch yourself at night.

Explained by AussieMinecrafterAussieMinecrafter on Sun, 02/10/2022 - 12:22
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