Eddie Meduza - Jag hatar Hiphop (English translation)

English translation

I hate Hip-hop

Heeey!! Whaat? Whats that fukkin noise in my studio???!!
I was trying to record some damn country...
What? What kinda fucker is that standing by the door?
Yo! What the hell are you sayin? Yo! Joey Cartwright?
Fuck your clothes are ugly you bastard!
Soggy fukking sweatsuit and whats that fukkin baseball cap you're wearing?
You look like a retarded woodpecker with it's head twisted round!!
Don't just stand there jerking like a fukkin mongoloid!
 
Hip-hop, hip-hop, I hate hip-hop!
Rap being thrown about, it all sounds like shit
Hip-hop, hip-hop, god damn hip-hop!
Shove it up your ass all rappers...oh.. Yo!
 
Get the hell outta here with that damn flickering device!
What's that, that's a TV? That's not a TV? Oh a MTV!
That's the kinda thing you watch you fuckking moron! Haw-haw-haw!
You go grab your skateboard an' go home again!
In this place, we're goin' to play some real beauties!
 
Hip-hop, hip-hop, I hate hip-hop!
Rap being thrown about, it all sounds like shit
Hip-hop, hip-hop, god damn hip-hop!
Shove it up your ass all rappers...oh.. Yo!
 
Sup, What's up with that? This is my studio yeah!
You don't get to come in here you fuckers! Bah! Morons right?
Getting in my way when I'm about to play Gnesta-Kalle...1
Yeah! What'are you doin' over there in the corner? Scratching your ass?
Oh, you're dancing... Haw-haw-haw! You call that dancing?
Gettouta my studio before I call the fukkin coppers! HEEY!
 
Fucking rapper YO! Rappity-rap bastard, you look hella stupid!
You ever seen a cows arse before yeah?
Do you know what the difference is between a cows arse and a mailbox?
Haw-haw-haw! Can't ask you to send some letters for me then can I! Ha-ha-ha!
 
Hip-hop, hip-hop, I hate hip-hop!
Rap being thrown about, it all sounds like shit
Hip-hop, hip-hop, god damn
hip-hop! Shove it up your ass all rappers...oh.. Yo!
 
Next up is boogie-woogie! Heh-heh-heh!
Don't come here and yap rap with me you pigs!
Don't come here and yap rap at me you pigs! Rap-bastards!
Morons! Fucking rappers! Shit house! Fucking rappers! Up yours!
I give the fuck up... YO!
Get outta here you damn rapper!
(Or was that a Scanian...?)2
 
  • 1. born 1927, plays the Accordion
  • 2. Person from southmost Sweden, the way they talk are often mocked and it can be hard for Swedes from the rest of Sweden to understand sometimes
Submitted by Konan on Fri, 20/07/2018 - 23:29
Added in reply to request by SaintMark
Author's comments:

The misspellings are on purpose. well, most of them.

Swedish

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