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字が汚い全ての人に捧げる歌

私は字が汚いまま大人になりました
まじで小学生の頃から何ら変わっていません。
なんなら小学生の頃の方が綺麗に書けました
大きくなったら勝手にさ 字は成長するんじゃないですか!?!?
 
だいたいとんでもなく筆圧が強いので
消しても消しても消しても消しても
書き直しても汚いまま
黒板とかホワイトボード 角度90°違いますよね
ただでさえ自信ないのにさ
でっかく字を晒せだと!?!?
 
教科書みたいな字書くアイツよ
一体どこで身につけるの?
女子の書く可愛い丸文字は
いつどこで学んだんですか?
仲間だと思ってたのに
本気出せばめちゃくちゃ綺麗なやつ
 
お前らの頭ちょっと見せろ
コントロールパネル開かせろ
お前らのフォントを見せてみろ
どこでインスコするの教えてくれ!!
 
教えたらお前のフォント消して
ようじょふぉんとにすり替えてやる!!!
 
間違えても字が綺麗なら許される気がするの何故ですか
交換採点 隣の子 首を傾げ「何て書いていますか」
あの子と同じこと書いてるのに部分点無いの何故ですか
 
縦書きなんて拷問だ
定規を当ててもこっちにずれる
 
名無しのプリント貼り出して「男子の字だと思う」ってさ
全男子に失礼極まりないけど取りに行くよ 女子ですが。
字が汚けりゃ絵は上手いとか謎の仮説があるけどさ
そもそも〇すらまともに書けないし
絵とかもとより無理でした。
 
お前らのフォントを見せてみろ
どこでインスコするの教えてくれ!!
教えたらお前のフォント
ELECTROHARMONIXに変えてやる!!!
卒業文集公開処刑 ちっとも成長感じれない
言わずもがな見ての通りですがペンの持ち方がバグってる
 
ゆっくり書けば歪みだす
速く書けばもちろん 崩れる
心の中身は字に表れるって
誠実さは字に表れるって?
 
私だって本気を出せば(←Shalaku)
私だって本気を出せば(←クルトガアドバンス)
私だって本気を出せば(←製図用ペン)
誠実な人に
 
無理でした。(折れた)
 
ノート貸してもいいけどさ
絶対読めんって返ってくる
ゆっくり書いても速く書いても
「もっと丁寧に書いてよね」はぁ!?
ゆっくり書いてもこんな速さじゃ板書に置いていかれるんです
速く書いても遅く書いても綺麗なアイツになりたいです。
 
Translation

Song Dedicated To Everyone With Bad Handwriting

I became an adult and my handwriting is still bad
Seriously, it hasn’t changed at all since elementary school.
Actually, my handwriting was better in elementary school
As I grow older, wouldn’t my handwriting grow with me!?!?
 
First and foremost, my pencil pressure is so strong
No matter how much I erase and erase and erase and erase
And rewrite the words, it’s still ugly
Blackboards and whiteboards are at 90-degree angles
I’m already unconfident in my writing
And you expect me to put it on full display!?!?
 
To that guy who writes letters like a textbook font
Just where do you acquire such a skill?
The girls who write those cute, round letters, too
Where and when did you learn it?
The person who I thought was like me
Who could write so neat when they try—
 
Let me see your brains for a second
Let me open Control Panel
Show me where you keep your fonts
And tell me where to install them from!!
 
And once you tell me, I’ll delete your fonts
And replace them with a little girl’s handwriting!!!
 
Why does it feel like if you have pretty handwriting, mistakes are easily forgiven?
During swap-grading1, the person sitting next to me looks puzzled and asks, “What does this say?”
Why do I not get partial credit when I wrote the same thing as that kid?
 
Writing vertically is just torture
Even if I use a ruler, it tilts this way
 
The teacher puts a nameless worksheet up on the board, saying “I think this is a boy’s handwriting”
That’s a massive discourtesy to every boy, but I’ll go up to check it… even though I’m a girl.
There’s some strange theory that people with bad handwriting are good at drawing
But I can barely draw a circle right
Art for me was impossible from the start.
 
Show me where you keep your fonts
And tell me where to install them from!!
And once you tell me
I’ll change your font to ELECTROHARMONIX2!!!
Graduation essay collections3 are public executions; I can’t sense any improvement at all
It goes without saying that the way I hold my pen is disastrous, as you can see
 
I write slowly, and it gets distorted
I write fast, and of course, it starts to fall apart
Handwriting represents your heart, you say
Handwriting shows your conscience, you say?
 
I too, if I put my all into it (← Shalaku4)
I too, if I put my all into it (← Kuru Toga Advance5)
I too, if I put my all into it (← technical pencil6)
Can become an earnest-
 
Nope, it’s no good. (The lead broke)
 
Sure, I can let you borrow my notes
But they always give it back saying “I can’t read it”
No matter if I write slow or fast
”Could you write more neatly?” HUH!?
Even if I write slowly, with this speed I just get left behind by the board
Oh, to become that person who can write nicely no matter the speed.
 
  • 1. In Japanese schools, it’s common practice to have students swap papers with their neighbors after small tests and grade each other’s work as the teacher reads out the answers.
  • 2. A free font by Typodermic Fonts that’s known to be unreadable to Japanese people.
  • 3. A bit similar to yearbooks in the US. A collection of the essays written in class, sometimes includin profile pages by each student and drawings.
  • 4. A mechanical pencil model by Mitsubishi Pencil/Uniball, built to be easy to grip and prevents tiredness and cramps from writing.
  • 5. A mechanical pencil model by Mitsubishi Pencil/Uniball, which self-sharpens so that letter width stays consistent. The Advance model is not available in most other countries, but the original Kuru Toga (US) is.
  • 6. A type of mechanical pencil built to have consistent line weight no matter the pressure. The pencil used in the video here is most likely an 0.5mm Pentel Graph 1000 For Pro.
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