Jim Daly - 92 English League Clubs In One Song [2018-19 version]

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92 English League Clubs In One Song [2018-19 version]

Accrington Stanley
Who are they? Exactly!
Bournemouth and Wimbledon
They are both AFCs
Arsenal Fan TV
Wenger’s gone, hi Emery!
Aston Villa, playoff woe
Jedinak’s beard, though
Barnsley, Birmingham, Blackburn
Blackpool, Bolton, Bradford,
Brentford I'm sad to announce
Just three pubs outside their home ground
Brighton, yes, they are still here
Not the same for Murray’s hair
Bristol City, Bristol Rovers
Guess what, still don't like each other
 
Lots of teams in English football
From the Premier League down to
Those teams in League Two
Lots of teams in English football
I'm gonna try to make it through
The whole 92
 
Burnley, Burton and Bury
Cambridge play at the Abbey
Cardiff back into the Prem
Mrs Doubtfire at the helm
Carlisle, Charlton things get worse
Starting to think they are cursed
Chelsea Jorginho, Sarri
Turning into Napoli
Cheltenham, Colchester
Got the right badges this year
Coventry, Crawley
What's the point of Crawley?
Crewe Alexandra
What’s an Alexandra?
Crystal Palace, Roy’s in charge
I love him like my grandpa
 
Lots of teams in English football
From the Premier League down to
Those teams in League Two
Lots of teams in English football
I'm gonna try to make it through
The whole 92
 
Derby, Donny, Everton
50 mil Richarlison?!
Exeter, Fleetwood
Where the fuck is Fleetwood?
Fulham, Forest Green again
All their food it is vegan
Gills, Grimsby and Huddersfield
Hull, Ipswich, Leeds, Leicester, and Lincoln
Liverpool, Champions League
Blinded by Firmino’s teeth
Luton, City and United
Jose needs a decent lie-in
Mansfield, Macclesfield, Boro,
Millwall, MK Dons, Morecambe,
Newcastle, Mike Ashley’s club
Like his products; a giant mug
 
Lots of teams in English football
From the Premier League down to
Those teams in League Two
Lots of teams in English football
I'm now about half way through
The whole 92
 
Newport, Northampton
Norwich, Nottingham Forest
Notts County are called Notts
Seriously, never call Forest Notts
Oldham, Oxford
Peterborough, Plymouth
Port Vale, it’s not a place
Portsmouth’s new badge up to date
PNE and QPR
Reading, Rochdale, Rotherham
Scunthorpe is a team
Tinie Tempah’s never seen
 
Lots of teams in English football
From the Premier League down to
Those teams in League Two
Lots of teams in English football
I am nearly the way through
The whole damn 92
 
Sheffield United
Sheffield Wednesday
Shrewsbury, Southampton,
Mark Hughes has gone back again
Southend, Stevenage and Stoke
Sunderland and Swansea
Swindon, Spurs new stadium
Still they won’t win anything
Tranmere, Walsall, Watford, come on
Taxi for West Brom!
West Ham spending for the lads
Fans are stealing corner flags
Wigan, Wolves, we’re nearly there
Mick McCarthy’s sexy stare
Wycombe, Yeovil, finally
Still there’s loads more in non-league
 
Lots of teams in English football
From the Premier League down to
Those teams in League Two
Lots of teams in English football
Can’t believe I made it through
The whole 92
 
  • Where the fuck is Fleetwood?:

    This line usually reads "Where the hell is Fleetwood?"

  • PNE and QPR:

    PNE: Preston North End. QPR: Queen's Park Rangers.

  • Newcastle, Mike Ashley’s club:

    Mike Ashley is the owner of Newcastle United football club having bought it for £135 million in 2007.

Thanks!
Submitted by glennobrienglennobrien on Thu, 02/09/2021 - 11:57
Submitter's comments:

This is a parody of "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel.

 

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